Mystery Science News Thread 3,000

From the FAQ

How safe is this thing?

It is extremely safe. There are fail-safes in both the hardware and the software to prevent any mishaps or injuries. There are no sharp parts and the motors used inside are not physically strong enough to cause any injury. The silicone is also nearly 1" thick, giving more than enough of a barrier between you and any moving part.

The Nighmares I’ll have to night in low polygon

if the motor isn’t physically strong enough to cause injury I don’t want no part of it

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the links counter is the worst.

I actually really liked Broforce, but I own it, it goes on sale on Steam on the regular, and people got hype for Cactus, so sure, I can throw a vote that way.

the idea that sex with a robot is more satisfying if you fight a minotaur in virtual reality first is really a highly specific fetish

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I dunno, it sounds like a not-insignificant portion of the PC98’s library

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Didn’t the pc98 only have four games

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I love the modern LEGO games for reasons I cannot totally explain or justify so yeah actually kinda excited for that one

wait I was thinking of the PCFX. but it had more than four games. whatever.

Not that many more.

New Molyneux interview

http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2016-01-22-it-was-tempting-to-retire

Yes, he promised not to do anymore press, sunrise, sunset

Mother 3 getting a western release for its tenth anniversary, according to Eurogamer.

on the Wii U, of course, because why put it on a system people actually own?

in other news, holy fuck Mother 3 is ten years old

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Been looking forward to this! Hopefully it actually sounds as interesting as the trailer does

AHHHHHHHHH

good, I’m going to need several months in advance to prepare for not getting defensive over a much wider audience experiencing something that’s very special to me

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move this to the Best Movie of 2016 Predictions thread