Its a pinball machine!
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Yâall I really wanted to talk about The Old Man With A Gun instead. The opening shot is a real neat bank I have stared at for 30 years!
what did you plan to do that you stared at it 30 years?
guess that you needed some geezer to tell you how to do these things, hotshot⌠j/k, i absolutely loved Redford in this. It looked like he had a great time doing that final hurrah to end his acting career, and it was a nice touch to focus on the people in this movie.
basically, the most relaxed and chilling heist movie of all time?
Yeah, sounds right.
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if it ainât in a movie, itâs ainât canon
The TV series canon is the only Aladdin canon that matters
Nobody kicks Mechanicles to the curb on my watch
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not only is the Aladdin TV show not canon, the Hercules TV show isnât canon either
and that means they never crossed over
all of it
a lie
(I think all the Stitch TV shows are canon but then we have to get into an argument if the Stitch anime thatâs never been seen in the west is canon and well, no)
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mozenrah was the inspiration for mqny a beginners first necromancer in dnd
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Today I saw the trailer for some new Joker origin story movie that is an extremely obvious homage to Scorseseâs NYC period?? Like, what if we remade The King of Comedy, except Rupert Pupkin is the Joker? Weird shit, hollywood is mutating.
Are we gonna have like a 70âs New Hollywood style renaissance of experimental mainstream cinema, except all the weirdo mid-budget art films are gonna have to shoehorn in a comic book character?
Whatever, Iâm still not gonna go see them. Until they remake The Conversation, starring Howard the Duck.
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itâs definitely âWhat if King of Comedy and Taxi Driver were the same movie, and also Batman EU contentâ
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Butch Cassidy & the Sundance Kid except the Tick & Arthur
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Iâm impressed that they shoved an even dumber human plot in King of the Monsters than what was in '14 because some idiot really wants a goddamn monster cinematic universe but thatâs okay because I like that Godzilla is still portrayed as a grumpy old man who just wants to sleep but we keep doing shit by accident that wakes him up and then heâs gotta go grab his bat
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best movie of 2019 so far, isnât it?
For Holly blockbustin types I think Iâve enjoyed Alita the most.
Yo I heard about The Wandering Earthâs reception but am trying to see if chinese cinemaâs âCrazy Alienâ is worth a watch
it was reminiscent of âAtlantic rimâ
Back in Japan had more Plane Movies.
Dragon Ball Broly was fucking sweet. Those fight scenes were incredible and giving everyone pathos and dumb jokes and Goku is Chaotic Evil.
Aquaman AKA Ocean Master was cool as well for being a bunch of green screen nonsense. Outside of the four movies that are also inside it, itâs basically a kungfu movie where One Weird Trick will win. And Aquamanâs brother is totally in the right except all the pollution is from energy problems and if yâall had an infinite energy solution shouldnât you fucking share it?
Also guess Superman and Bats were busy cleaning up all the humanlife and destruction on every costal city in the world?
Gotta Maintain the ancient monarchy. But give me a film about those crab men.
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they are not doing this but there will apparently be a movie entirely about those deep sea demon people for some reason
Oceanâs Eleven (2001)
I kinda hated it. The love subplot feels unnecessary. The Vegas setting is unappealing. The characters arenât likable. The heist simultaneously feels unrealistic and boring.
I did like the twist ending that implies they didnât get away with it, theyâre going to get murdered. It felt a little out of place though, like they took it from something else.
Rocketman is a really good film musical and loads better than the shambling abomination that was Aladdin
Booksmart fucking owned and should probably be the dumb high school coming of age comedy standard moving forward
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everyone who fucking needs to see Booksmart and its message âactually all of the assholes youâre looking down on are also smart and successful you idiotâ will sadly never fucking see it
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