MUWT 2: The Quickening


#2760

this pirated copy is pretty good considering I was never ever going to drag myself to see this before the spoiler grace period was over


#2761

I’ve paused the movie to pee so many times already


#2762

I’m so empowered, I feel like the real piss christ


#2763

when they came back without scarjo all I could think was “this is why male-domimated nerd spaces have such bad emotional energy!”


#2764

my wife just walked into the room and said "did spiderman just show up as a gag or was he always in this?


#2765

no, it’s Captain Marvel

no, not Shazam, Marvel Captain Marvel


#2766


#2767

chillin’ on the ocean floor with computer-deaged willem dafoe and he gives you this look


#2768


#2769

suing Warner Bros. for theft of my personal brand


#2770

how do you have a gag where someone plunges their face into a toilet for breathin’ water that is not followed by the toilet being flushed to panic them


#2771

how do you make an Aquaman movie that’s almost two and a half hours long


#2772

I feel like if these subtitles were accurate to the tone of the movie they would say “I could of just peed on it”


#2773

unclear if Atlantean steel is superior to Nippon steel???


#2774

strongly support self-determination for crab-persons and other forms of crustacean individual


#2775

GO OFF KING


#2776

god this movie rules

i am obviously a huge dork for marvel movie but there has not been anything as interesting looking as any of these screenshots in like the past 10 years of the MCU

edit: like whose idea was it to make everything in focus all the time. this is a ridiculous way for a movie to look


#2777

I stan Crab Man King a true legend of world cinema and of The Sea


#2778

Crab Man spinoff when

Is Shazam this good? I almost hope not


#2779

Shazam is actually good in a weird good 80s movie kind of way

I stand by my assessment that Aquaman is okay but I can’t take any of it after OCEAN MASTER seriously