I continue to make questionable moviegoing decisions
Overlord: actually good? Surprisingly good? For a movie being sold as some Nazi zombies thing, it’s pretty restrained (it’s just a WW2 movie for the first 40 minutes) and even when it starts going all Wolfenstein, it stays pretty grounded.
The Grinch: track down every copy of this film and burn them all and salt over the ashes. The Grinch didn’t need a fucking backstory (as an unadopted orphan!) to explain his hating Christmas. Cindy Lou doesn’t need half the fucking movie in a mindnumbingly stupid B-plot to explain why she runs into the Grinch as he grinches shit up. why the fuck does the Grinch need to kidnap a fat reindeer? you just put that fucking reindeer in to make him realize that wants a family, but, well, then what the fuck are the Whos in Whoville for then?
HOW DO YOU TELEGRAPH THE “3 SIZES LINE” FROM THE ORIGINAL STORY AND THEN REPLACE IT WITH “HIS HEART TRIPLED IN SIZE” I’M PRETTY SURE DR. SEUSS CAN WRITE BETTER RHYMES THAN YOU AND ALSO HE DOESN’T NEED 90 FUCKING MINUTES OF MOVIE TO GET TO THE SAME POINT JUST FUCKING CANONIZE THE BOOK AND ORIGINAL CHUCK JONES SPECIAL AND BAN ALL FUTURE VERSIONS MY GOD