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The Sin City movie (which I like) contains many many slavish recreations of Sin City panels (which I am ambivalent about)

The Watchmen movie (which is atrocious) does as well

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Yeah I almost mentioned those are the good and bad examples. Watchmen’s big triumph is all the formalistic stuff that a movie absolutely cannot do, so that always seemed like a doofus endeavor.

I was thinking strictly the big money Marvel ones.

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Their lack of involvement in actual comic imagery coupled with the cult of Stan Lee they helped to foster amongst regular folks always felt kind of unsettling.

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i remember seeing comparisons years back between i think either an avengers or thor film and existing comic panels and it was pretty much the same except for the movie’s color grading

Hundreds of Beavers was astounding. Lots of very funny jokes, and the production quality and look of the film constantly wowed me.

I thought it was really funny to see the inevitable Minecraft automated death factory logic show up at some points.

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I watched Longlegs and ended up wondering what exactly the confluence of puffy-faced Satanist dollmaker glam rock fan was supposed to be. Writing it out like that makes it sound awesome and if you haven’t seen Longlegs you might picture something like a serial killer in a Sion Sono movie but in practice it just made me think “At some point this meant something to somebody.”

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late to the favorite party but here’s my list. not in any particular order

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okay joel potrykus just dropped the biggest indictment of a24 I’ve seen

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hopefully this will quiet some of the people who kept insisting a24 is “a company not a style”

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I just saw Longlegs. The first quarter of the movie was very Alan Wake 2 in a good way, but after that it really rapidly lost its appeal for me. Vibes were immaculate for most of it until the last third or so, but then it went downhill SO hard.

For a while I thought, “damn, this is evoking some real dread”… until very rapidly it wasn’t. Occasionally you’d get a really good ineffable, creepy line of dialog, but otherwise the writing is super clunky.

It’s Satanic horror but most effective horror of that sort stems from actual, like, deep-seated religious/cultural anxieties and actual religious imagery/mythology, but in this movie the horror stems from this comic-book-ass contrived situation involving a fake nun going door to door delivering magic dolls that make families kill each other. That’s nothing!

The movie also trades hard on that shitty old 90’s trope of the gender-nonconforming psycho-killer. Plus it commits the most grievous sin a 2020’s horror movie can commit – the final shot self-consciously, non-diegetically memes on Nicholas Cage.

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What he’s talking about is actually really common when independent filmmakers move up to the tier where they can seek outside financing. Investors see an experienced cinematographer as a hedge to ensure the production against a director who might be unproven to them, for instance Rian Johnson’s DP Steve Yedlin talked about how Johnson’s first feature took so long to get going that Yedlin’s career had time to ‘catch up’ in a way where they were able to avoid this and none of the producers questioned him being on the movie. It reads as “A24 has a house style” because that’s a common criticism of the company but I don’t think that’s the dynamic at play

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“[The Omen] uses religion but not seriously. In the same way that Longlegs uses religion but not seriously. Like, I don’t give a shit about the Bible. The Bible has really weird words in it, you know? Like, The Bible has really trippy words and sentences in it. And that’s what the Bible does for me.”

Turns out it actually meant nothing to anybody at any point

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Another quote from the director:

A Martinez: How much of an influence was Silence of the Lambs really?

Osgood Perkins: I ripped it off. I’m not going to pretend like I didn’t. That’s the fun of it. It’s meant to be sort of pop art, right? That invites the audience in to sort of say, you remember Silence of the Lambs. That made you feel good. So it’s sort of like doing a little bit of a magic trick, right? With the left hand, you’re saying it’s Silence of the Lambs. And then you let the right hand take a right-hand turn, and it’s not Silence of the Lambs at all.

This guy seems like kind of an idiot.

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himbo

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saw trap.

another wasted premise by shyamalan.

the big pitch of silence of the lambs at a t swift show doesn’t really pan out to much cat and mouse tension and even shyamalan realized he couldn’t squeeze enough juice out of it so he abandons the location a little over halfway through the movie. has about five endings and i was very bored by around the third one. i can understand a rich and loving dad making a $30 million vanity project for his daughter but wowzers is she awful in this.

I am super stoked to see it. I love his movies, he’s my favorite auteur.

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i keep watching his movies trying to see what other people do but it never clicks for me

Late Night with the Devil was ultimately disappointing. In the last third they figure everyone is already invested enough in the found footage premise that they will forgive going off those particular rails. Result is that it gets really weak when the film makers choose the climax to stop comitting to the bit. Also the extensive voiceover exposition at the start goes on too long and doesn[t get any real payoff.

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It’s only through implication but it may be that Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes has finally given us the gay male orangutan representation we’ve been waiting for all these years.

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I regret to inform the thread that the gay monkey has died.

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