you get the ability to BET ON RACES. i mean you beat boshi and hes like okay yoshi you’re the boss and yoshis like i just want the yoshis to be able to race freely so you get the ability to win payouts based on odds in the races, i think you have to beat him in three different races to do this? its bullshit i tell you
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okay i cant stand it i have two more milfs but god i cant stop thinking about MARIO
ooooo marrymore is the place with the FANCY hotel that i can take a shower in and get all lobstery!!! good thing i save scummed getting rid of my goodie bag cuz NOW I CAN AFFORD THE KINGS TREATMENT
wow… more than 999 coins… it really is the future…
oh the b’tub (love love) ring is named the nuture ring now. which is a way better fucking clue for its stupid esoteric use than before (you equip peach with it and use the mystery egg ten times, which turns it into a lambs lure that makes you get rid of one enemy on the field by turning it into a sheep with no xp reward. holy shit apparently in this game (i have no idea if this was on the snes cuz i never used the ring past turning into the lambs lure) if you use it FOURTY EIGHT MORE TIMES IN BATTLE IT TURNS INTO A THING THAT CAN TURN EVERYTHING INTO SHEEP who wants to give away that much juicy xp. what a weird item
im gonna buy it anyway cuz there might be extra stuff to do later in which why not grind out a sheep maker
thats it! the mole mountain blues! honestly i wish they upgraded how this minigame controls. you have to wait to jump on the tadpole when its on the note you wanna play, so if they swim past it you have to wait for them to come all the way back, and sometimes im dumb and i jump too early or too late and i have to RE DO THE ENTIRE SONG AGAIN. just let me control the tadpoles, keep it in universe or whatever by saying ‘INSPIRE’ or ‘GUIDE’ the tadpoles to their note. just. not this! its not great!
i am though (the moles fixing the mountain will tell you the tune)
megalixrs are now called FINLESS COLA. really appreciating that they’re not mix and matching regular square drinks with the froggie drinks from the fucking froggie bar. that DID bother me. why the fuck am i buying megalixirs and kero kero colas at the same place?? WHAT KIND OF THEMING IS THIS. I DIDNT GO TO THE ELEPHANT BAR TO ORDER A SKINNY SNAP DRAGON MARTINI AND INSTEAD RECIEVE A WARP CORE COOLER. GIVE ME THE FROGS AND FISH!
sorry i promise ill get more normal im just so frustrated at the milfs in ffxiv
OMG THE WAY FROG SAGE TILTS HIS LITTLE HEAD TOWARD YOU BASED ON THE SIDE YOURE STANDING SO CUTE AHHH. please dont ctrl f this thread for me saying cute ill be embarassed!
frying pan check:
no frying pan
swap shop still exists! i dunno how much ill use it cuz i dont have a sense of MY INVENTORY IS EXPLODING EVER since they just limit how many of a particular item you can carry and not your complete inventory. this is fine. the only game id be fucked up over if they made the inventory stackable and easy is earthbound
i havent found knife guy at boosters tower for the casino minigame, maybe i have to finish marrymore first
im pretty sure hes usually right here. ill be back later
welcome to boosters tower, do you have an appointment?
WOW THAT WAS A HARD DAY OF BEING A RECEPTIONIST. time to take a rest in marrymore at the super suite for 200 coins!! give me my fucking flower tab
you picked the wrong boyfriend, you could have been with mario in his suite but nooooooooooooooooo
OH MY GOD THE ROOM ACTUALLY LOOKS DELUXE NOW
THE ROBE STILL DOESNT FIT!!!
I WAS REALLY HOPING HED SHOW ME A PHONE SCREEN FOR THIS BIT
but imma still tip him! i think you get a prize anyway
MARIO STILL WHISTLES THE MARIO SONG REALLY WEIRD AND CREEPILY IN THE SHOWER!!
STILL PINK AFTER THE SHOWER TOO YAY
oh another thing they left in that i like. you can sleep in all day, you can just be depressed in bed forever until you hit a button. i like that level of extra immersion i can have you know, just to really get into character
OH SHIT A MILF POPPED
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okay milf down one left to go then i can PROPERLY FOCUS ON MY PERFECT TODDLER PLUMBER SON
ah okay it exists i was just too early i think!
EVEN IF YOU GET THE DELUXE SUITE YOU GOTTA VISIT THE SLEEPY GAMBLER AND TAKE HIS FROG COIN FROM THE REGULAR HOTEL ROOM
oh i just realized how excited i am to see the horrible fucked up lopsided disgusting monster cake. and to figure out what those little french chefs are ACTUALLY SUPPOSED TO BE
PISS BOY IS STILL HERE VIBRATING PAINFULLY!!!
raz and raini are the mushrooms you helped in mushroom kingdom IN CASE YOU WERENT PAYING ATTENTION and they’re the people who get kicked out of their wedding in marrymore so you have to help them again, i dont know how these two are gonna do anything without me around
i wonder if people are gonna have trouble finding the ‘back way’ into the castle since its just…
marios looking at the door. the photographer still tells you they went in the back way and its right next to where hes standing so it shouldnt be too hard but it confused me for a few minutes when i played the first time
cake seems normal so far, sad the deranged energy from it has been sapped. im losing my mind that they’er just the first enemy you run into at bowsers keep. holy fuck is that what they were the WHOLE GODDAMN TIME
im hoping they’re saving all the eyeballs and weird shit on the side for when the cake becomes a man. but really, i am the dumbest person alive for not realizing what the chefs were. i guess im one of those people who would be fooled when superman puts on his glasses, shameful
hehehe. classic. love to get yelled at for jumping on the cake. also they still say YOU FOOLS which fucked me up as a kid “i am only me” but now i realize oh hes talking to the entire party thats hiding up marios butthole, they have butthole party senses cuz they’re from bowsers keep
HE DOES THE SNAP STILL WHEN HE NEEDS YOUR HELP BUSTING DOWN THE DOOR. YOU CAN ALSO WALK AWAY TO POST ABOUT IT AND WATCH HIM HIT THE DOOR WITHOUT YOU AND CRY OVER AND OVER AGAIN. the timing seems a little more forgiving in this vs the snes
OOOO ITS THE WHO GETS KISSED MINIGAME. im usually bad at this and get kissed by booster lets see what happens
i love booster
just princess things
WOW I FINALLY GOT THE GOOD KISS FOR ONCE
shout out to the milf that spawned during the cake boss fight that made me die cuz my controller was on for both games so i had to go back and do this again. i took my sweet ass time so my babygirl could get a smooch in
EVIL CAKE
EVILER CAKE REVEAL
they didnt change like any lines from this whole stupid part its great BOOSTER STILL SUGGESTS WE BOIL THE CAKE
it also just disappears in one whole piece when he eats it
oh god i forgot how funny it was when he finishes eating the cake and is like well thats a wrap we did a wedding lets take off and they just leave peach behind
he still has to piss
FINALLY he has left to relieve himself!
MARIO STILL OFFICIATES (or pretends to)
ahhh princess peach still wont let me take her to a quick little battle before going to the mushroom kingdom. WHATEVER ill dance the chancellors song and game until she can escape and come fight (and level up dance) with the crew
THERE IS SMOKE IN THE AIR IN FRONT OF THE WINDOWS IN THE CASTLE IN MUSHROOM KINGDOM!!! WHOS BLAZING UP IN THE TOWER WHAT TOAD IS GETTING TOASTED. TOADSTED
bowsers voice is wearing on me btw. it doesnt have that crackily glottal sound but its more varied and has a lot of personality. im running out of things to get mad about!!! (at least i can bitterly hang onto mallows thundercrack disappearing)
okay i miss the font again
THE REENACTMENTS ARE SO FUCKING GOOD THOUGH I DONT CARE AGAIN
I THINK I SAW A TYPO WHERE GENO SAID REUSED INSTEAD OF RESCUED BUT THAT MIGHT JUST BE WISHFUL THINKING
omg she jumps and everyone freaks out like shes doing a flip but she pulls her parasol out immediately and the group gives a sigh of relief/ GUESS YOU GOTTA SEE IT FOR YOURSELF
WE FINALLY HAVE A FULL PARTY! THIS ROCKS
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you know what? fuck it
lets nurture for science
everyone does this right? with the adoring fan (MAKE SURE YOU CHECK ON HIM AFTER GETTING PEACH, HES BEEN PRACTICING!)
okay back to FROG SAGE and then i think its star hill? after star hill until power rangers is kind of my weakest point of memory for this game, besides jonathan jones and her puzzle dungeon. i literally thought jonathan was a girl until today, like i built up this whole boy named sue but girl named jon thing in my head and i think its just cuz im gay. i just filled in some homo fanfic for a character i liked. i regret to inform you that its not canon
really curious what they do with the wishes on star road. will they add more? will they take some out? will i still tear up at luigis wish?
OH SHIT I FORGOT ITS THIS GUY WHO HAS THE FRYING PAN
BUT NOT YET
also he doesnt have the fucking mystery egg yet so i cant even use the nurture ring properly. now all i have is this stupid lucky jewel that like in EVERY PLAYTHROUGH IVE DONE breaks on the first use. will it be different? so many mysteries afoot
oops shit i accidentally said yes to a trade i shouldnt have and traded away my shiny stone for a carbo cookie. then i gave the carbo cookie to the mole in the bucket, to finish the fetch quest cuz i already fucked up so i might as well go all the way right? well she leaves her bucket revealing its a path to the waterfall minigame, but instaed of jumping in that and doing the minigame again i thought ‘shit that was my shiny stone, i need to get fireworks again’ and walked in the house to buy fireworks, but i dont have enough coins, and i was like oh fuck might as well get some coins in the minigame nad the BITCH IS BACK IN THE BUCKET ASKING FOR A CARBO COOKIE LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED
time to save some money i guess
also its not a complete fuck up. because true sickos buy fireworks 5 times to change the credits slightly
the way bowser just TOSSES mario and geno up for shooting star shot is funny every time
star road looks nice! song is just as boring! the special enemies here KEEP MURDERING GENO THEY REALLY HATE GENO ive had to revive him four times so far and im only in the second area! brutal!
mallow still gets mad at you for snooping
ITS OKAY MALLOW YOURE OKAY WE LOVE YOU
OUR FINAL DANCE. PERFECT LOOK AT HER SWAYYYYY. peach rocks
AWWW THEY MADE THIS ONE SWEETER
dont worry luigi i bet we’ll have a SUPERSTAR SAGA together someday!
maybe i dont have enough little brother energy but every time my brother had a shit job i wasnt like ‘i wish i could be a great construction worker like my brother’ i guess like, i thought contstruction was cool for a minute to try to be able to have conversation with him but i never wanted to BE a construction worker. anyway, its better now.
FOUR STARS
oops i forgot to take a picture have this
haha thats ugly whatever, onto seaside town!
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Hey check it out, it’s me telling @miffy the Root Beer Dog story again
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running past every doorway skipping straight for the attic in the back house because i gotta see the grown up frog
YES
HES STILL GOT HIS HAT
i always immediately get the xp booster and put it on peach so she can get useful quicker
hahaha everyones still all fucked up in the same way in seaside town
muku cookies are called throper cookies now but
they got the same description. bad mushrooms are poison mushrooms now. WHATS WRONG WITH BAD MUSHROOMS? MUSHROOMS THAT HAVE GONE BAD. maybe to create more of a distinction from the mushy shit you get gambling with knife guy to get into the casino
LOOK AT THE HYPNOTOADS. ADORABLE. THEY’RE NOT RUNNING IN PLACE ANYMORE SO THEY HAVE WAY LESS MANIC ENERGY. DONT LIKE IT. LET THEM RUN IN PLACE.
they’re still standing on tables and walking back and forth weird staring at eachother in the item shop though, lets see if they spy on me while i sleep
they do
the sea looks nice! i bet it’ll look like SHIT when im fighting yardovich
theres a tentacle that comes in and out of hte ocean in front of the ship now, all the stars surrounding star hill bounce up and down, teh town is laid out exactly how it is when you enter… the new world map is REALLY well done, even though id love to see that WORLD MAP word art at the top in high def. this just fills in all the blanks in that black space that my imagination did. like the current map looks more liek how i remember it than the snes map does. i keep going back to the old map and being surprised at how sparse it is!
OH MY GOD A SUN SPRING
THEY GOT RID OF THE SUNGLASSES
DISSAPOINTMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you know what
maybe they werent sunglasses after all
well they should have given the sun spring sunglasses, cuz theres a lot of light up there on the world map now!
before everyone had sailor stuff and then peach got a NAUTICA DRESS. this is way better
when you equip the hurly gloves and throw mario a tiny one doesnt stay behind so my guess is when mario has a status effect you dont throw the tiny version that usually stays behind
BEING UNDERWATER STILL SUCKS ASS
oh this area looks great AHH THE BLOOPERS ARE COMING FROM ME AHHH ITS A SPECIAL BLOOPER HE DOES LIKE 30 POINTS OF DAMAGE EACH HIT man the special enemies really do make things a little more interesting
the password was pearls before right? i wonder if its different this time…
i cant believe im finally choosing to spoiler something, if you’ve made it this far im sorry for spoiling literally everything interesting that happens
OH MY GOD THE GREAPERS THEY LOOK SO FUCKIN COMFY (SEE I DIDNT SAY CUTE)
oh jeez characters dont even have to be dead you can just switch em in and out like final fantasy x THIS IS DANGEROUS im not giving into having everyone participate in every fight THATS WHAT I HAVE THE DAMN XP BOOST ACCESSORY FOR. switching out to rez people is nice though
OH MY GOD YOU DO THROW A TINY MARIO WHEN HE HAS A STATUS EFFECT OKAY THIS GAME FUCKING 100 PERCENT MEGA RULES NOW
i love how all of peach’s spell descriptions have little hearts after em like she wrote it
i wonder if triple techs count as ‘special moves’ since dry bones have to be killed with special moves
THEY DO i guess its kind of a waste but i had to know!!!
okay the first clue is still ‘there is an s in the word’ and you still have to guide a dopey flying turtle to knock a cannonball the right way
but lots of six letter words have esses. plenty! tons! several! damn i thought id write a six letter word with an s in it eventually but i still havent, im too stupid
WAIT
THERE YOU GO
THAT COULD BE THE SECRET WORD
OH SHIT SO COULD SECRET. WOUDLNT THAT BE SHITTY. OH MY GOD IM ON A FUCKING ROLL NOW and im only covering words that BEGIN with an s
sorry hold on this gary payton weed is straight gas and i need to eat some bread or something and chill out
i found a croissant, and im still hyper aware of the letter s. but ill manage
okay i perfectly placed my three spring buddies in the correct spot first try from my perfect muscle memory JUST KIDDING, I USED TO LINE THEM UP WITH THE RINGS OF THE SPOTLIGHTS THAT WERE OVER THEM BUT NOW I AM LOST
second clue is: ‘its found at the bottom of the ocean.’ well thats fine stupid is still in the running theres all sorts of dumb shit at the bottom of the ocean
FUCK THIS REMAKE ITS TOO GODDAMN FAITHFUL. CHANGE THIS BASTARD PUZZLE!!
nevermind im still a genius its fine. also it drops a royal syrup! thats the first one ive even got in this game so far (refills all FP)
“it has two vowels” hey! stupid still fits the bill! going strong for a new password in this update
next room still the same chase the coin through the room… clue is 'ITS VERY VALUABLE" wait thats different the old one had to do with consanants ARRGH i accidentally button mashed trhough it and cant take a screencap without doing my save over
FUCK IT
i need the screencap
OH I GUESS I CAN SEE PEACHES TRIPLE TECHS. oh yeah and the sailor costume selling hooded figure tells me that the answer has something to do with ~the sea~ how many sailors have you heard curse the sea for its unpredicability?? STUPIDS STILL GOING STRONG
not surprising a couple of them are healing abilities
OOOH OKAY I WANNA SEE THIS hahah okay mario kicks bowsers shell really fucking hard and then it gets a superstar which i assume comes from peaches bank account or something cuz otherwise is she just standing in the desert doing nothing? maybe i blinked. i guess ill have to do it again
oh yeah I NEEDED TO KNOW IF THE LUCKY INCORRECT SOUND was the same kind of weird muffled getoffof yoshi sound. it is not, it sounds like a sad alien now, like the little black spikey baby is really making the sound. guess what! its cute
all the dumbest people in the world are rich as fuck! stupid IS very valuable! im still going with it!
whoa dont get all discoursey on me now. we had this thread already
as i was doing this dungeon i was wondering to myself 'is late pearl a precum joke?" so i asked eska if that were true, did she name her ffxiv character after precum, and she said ‘sure’. wow! isnt eska clever
fuck me
hahaah
i always mix up box 4 and 6 the first time cuz i follow the boxes around in a U shape instead of going to the next row
WHERES MY QUALITY OF LIFE UPDATE NINTENDO
NOT HERE THATS FOR SURE
oh my god the suggestive tentacle that comes out when you put the password in is still very suggestive. i wont post it here in case anyones mom walks by
oh this boss is neat, it actually uses BLACK NOTHINGNESS UNDER THE LEVEL like the snes game, but all the weird spotlights are gone, also the portholes look great. THERES SMOKE IN THE SHIP LIKE AT THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM I THINK JONATHAN JONES IS HOTBOXING!! thats why the kraken is an enemy he keeps making holes in the floor and its harder to keep the smoke in to hotbox
THIS BOSS LOOKS AWESOME TOO
GENO BEAM LOOKS LIKE FANTAVISION ON THE PS2
ahh since i lost like a half hour of progress i didnt make it to the jonathan jones fight but ill get to find out what those cute sharkies look like tomorrow!!!
I GET IT!!!
these are one of my favorite enemies i was into like buying those weird sand filled geckos thats seams would always rip and sand would always pour out cuz the green and orange ones reminded me of this game
IT ATTACKS YOU WITH SWEAT
they must be special bones! they look like they have barely three bones!
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the peach dance!!! i love her!!! im increasingly so happy they kept the squat proportions on all the characters. this game looks so gorgeous the way the little dioramas are preserved and even have added details. it’s so great
im surprised the pig bat cluster monsters are supposed to look so cute, theyre an amorphous horror in the original. again that kind of uncanny effect is something i like but this version feels like it was supposed to look in many ways
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https://www.reddit.com/r/MarioRPG/comments/17yxlsq/paratroopers_not_appearing_at_cliff_at_lands_end/
This just happened to me and I can’t fix it.
did you fight jinx and do the ghost side quest. those are like the most common fixes ive heard about it. but im not there yet
it seems like such a weird bug yea. two people in a discord im in have run into it and they seem to believe you fix it by being a completionist
I think doing the Jinx fights started it in the first place and finishing the ghost quest didn’t help either!
I deserve this.
‘try sleeping in every inn’
i mean i hope they just fix it
ok after my SIXTH inn it finally triggered
this really is a square game
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okay yeah this actually happened to me in my last snes playthrough of it. so its being faithful
OKAY I FEEL LIKE COMPLETE DOGSHIT TODAY BUT IM READY TO PLAY MARIO RPG FOR A BIT ill do my best but if my post sucks today its becuase THATS HOW I FEEL
all the little hidden enemies who pop out of boxes and go NYAH too fast for me to take a screencap are in the same places still! there was the one in the sewers before and the one in the ship with the safety badge! THIS FIGHT WAS SO TRIVIAL WITH THE DAMN TRIPLE TECH im really looking forward to challenge mode honestly. like, one of the reasons i like this game is BECAUSE its easy and the challenge is just figuring out all the timed hits and never ever taking a drip drop of damage in your life and killing everything instantly because you are the timing king. like im wondering if they’re gonna make holding your chain more than five mean anything, i just wanna see how they make this game hard! im excited!
i feel like they made this hidden door a little easier to see
oh maybe not thats pretty bright
safety ring and safety badge in the same dungeon i forgot! safety ring is like the safety badge except it makes you resistant to a lot of magic and you cant get insta killed. its a really good item! now i have two party members who are like status effects? whats that mean
i was hoping in the update they’d let me talk into these things. like just jonathan jones sending me little messages of encouragement, or like maybe i can send my mushrooms to the otters at the trade in shop. i dunno, they’re super neat details that do NOTHING
YES!!! I LOVE THESE GUYS. cant wait for their little spin skewer attack
ALL MY FAVORITE LINES ARE FUCKING UNTOUCHED
i saw this and was like wow it looks just like it used to…
lmao. how does the remake keep doing this shit to my brain? it just COMPLETELY OVERWRITES THE ORIGINAL. its cuz like. the TABLE is the same they’re standing in the same formation, johnnys stil swirling his weird drink and the script is the same so i just… accept everything else i guess? whatever. look at the bookshelf! the little map! their cool trident shark pirate flag!
SHE STILL TURNS RED WHEN SHE GETS TOUGH
jonathans eye in the shark mouth is like way more prominent now
the part here where they cheer for you is way cooler cuz YOUR WHOLE TEAM IS THERE doing their silly in game animations BUT THEY’RE ALL THERE!!
FIVE STAR TIME!!!
johnny is so cool…
you still cant sit in the chair at the mushroom kingdom but YOU CAN STILL SIT IN JOHNNYS. time to give the star back to that bastard yardovich
i mean… speardovich…
HAHAHHA YAY THEY STILL TORTURE VILLAGERS IF YOU TELL HIM NO AND REFUSE TO GIVE THE STAR BACK
and you’re like oh no what could they be doing
oh they’re just perverts. (dont do this if you want a flower box for saving the village instead of a jar, but imo theres flowers everywhere and its WORTH IT)
ALSO WHEN I GOT BACK THEY STARTED DOING THE WALKING IN PLACE THING???
THEY BROUGHT IT BACK WHY THEY WERENT DOING IT THE WHOLE TIME I HAVE NO IDEA THEY SHOULD HAVE BEEN DOING IT THE WHOLE TIME BUT BETTER LATE THAN NEVER I SUPPOSE oops caps. i guess i am excited though
still looks like a dumbass folks, just a complete dork. its speardovich! can you tell i hate this boss. i feel the way about this town and this boss the same way tulpa feels about threed in earthbound. i wish the star was connected to saving the town somehow but then then johnny wouldnt have a reason to prove further that shes a good guy. whatever. i just think this fight is annoying and the character stinks to look at. so im going to kill him immediately
okay one thing that is cool is having my suspicions confirmed. seeing all the unblockable attacks/weaknesses being announced makes child me go I KNEW IT. for example it felt on the snes version that yardovich got hit harder with thunderbolt AND IN THIS GAME when mallow hits him with thunderbolt it says hes weak to it. like obsfucating it makes for good playground arguments but i dont know how much it actually matters. i wish you could turn off some of the UI information though, like it should be optional
ANYWAY I GOT MY STAR BACK AND THE ONLY GOOD THING ABOUT SEASIDE TOWN, THE SONG IS PLAYING. and yayyyy it sounds just as saloon piano as its supposed to. IM REALLY GLAD THE PEOPLE WHO MADE THIS SOUNDTRACK GOT THE EXACT SAME JOY FROM THE EXACT SAME SOUNDS AS ME
ARRRGH the axem rangers. is the volcano the longest dungeon in the game? it feels like it
okay i need to make dinner. MORE MARIO LATER
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its budget day so i had macaroni and cheese but i tried a no strain method of cooking which made it the best boxed macaroni ive ever had with like 1/2 the butter
ANYROAD
WE’RE BACK
WHOA after you save em you get a little conversation with your party! this is all new! like everyone says their normal stuff while walking out one after the other, but after the True Elder talks about torture in the snes version he just leaves
then bowser talks about how its immoral to kidnap people AND lock em up and peach is like but you just kidnapped me and bowser is like BUT ID NEVER HURT YOU
he woudlnt
hed never do that to peach
then he DOES HIS COOL SNAP and
NEW!!! CONTENT!!!
oh fuck you peach i was going to check out the sights in town and talk to people about the new star piece I HAVE 5/7 DO NOT TUTORIALIZE ME BITCH
OH HELL YEAH I LOVE THE MUSHROOM BOY SHOP. THAT REMINDS ME I GOTTA SEE IF KNIFE GUY IS READY TO LET ME INTO THE CASINO AND I GOTTA CHECK FOR THE FRYING PAN AND BUY MORE FIREWORKS TO GET THE SPECIAL STONE FOR MONSTRO TOWN CUZ THATS RIGHT AFTER THE LANDS END PASS
SO MUCH TO DO!
i gotta feed mushroom boy first though
oh also
its mushroom boy’SSSSS shop in the original hmph.
the longplay im watching is starting to get lazy and not exploring anything anymore, so i have to find images ELSEWHERE. maybe i should have just done the side by side playthrough BUT THEN ITD TAKE 4X AS LONG INSTEAD OF THE TWICE AS LONG ITS TAKING ME WITH POSTING
NO WAY
i like that i have more inventory space now i can do all these stupid beetle collecting and mushroom receiving minigames without managing items and throwing them away every ten seconds.
im not sure why they named the troopa shell the paratroopa shell i guess we’re just renaming the shells. like i dont care but they named the first shell the koopa shell instead of the nok nok shell im just wondering if theres a pattern!!! i told you i feel like shit today!!! dont judge me!
okay lets check on all our old friends! but first I MUST STUFF THE MUSHROOM BOY
ten attempts later…
FUCK YOU MUSHROOM BOY
okay maybe i bought ten more mushrooms nextdoor to see if any of them would give me a goodie and ONE DID. its better than nothing! i feel fufilled!
YESSS HES HERE. oh i know how to watch carefully. ive been playing the completely fair yoshis egg game this whole time! ill find that ball you bastard! let me into the casino!
oh my god i thought that was his penis
it was. he gave me this for not calling the cops
they kept the good mushroom descriptions
oh i can get the mystery egg soon, ill start nurturing. JUST KIDDING IM KEEPING THE XP BOOSTER ON PEACH UNTIL HER REGULAR ATTACK WITH THE FRYING PAN HITS HARDER THAN MARIO KISSES HER IN HIS DREAMS. also picked up a shiny stone cuz after lands end is monstro town! excited to rage at the jinx fight and then get even MORE pissed at culex! yay hooray!
ugh nevermind. no pan yet. whatever, its still not time to nurture
INVISIBLE LANDS END BOSS STILL A HAPPY FART CLOUD
CHEST TWENTY FOUR IM A TREASURE FINDING WHORE
enemies are starting to repeat more so im not screaming AHHH THE UPDATE IS SO CUTE even though hanging out with my orange gecko buddies is always nice.I MEAN GEEKITS SORRY
that cannon shooting screen is worth SO MUCH XP i have never been this obsessed with overlevelling in mario rpg cuz its already so breezy to begin with hahaha
time to get kidnapped by a fart for some stupid jelly i cant even rememeber the purpose of 69 percent of the time
yay more geekits
these steps look like brownies now
back in belome sewers i always get really excited for that fucking treasure chest on the top of the pillars that i couldnt reach before. then i get cricket jam and im like WHAT THE FUCK IS CRICKET JAM. its ten frog coins if i give it to FROG SAGE thats what it is
something i havent mentioned but ive been adoring is how melodramatic every enemies defeat animations are. like next time you kill a wolf that does a scary howl watch his arms as he falls over. GIVE THAT DOG AN OSCAR
I GOT A 52 CHAIN AND THEN IT BROKE WHILE I WAS TAKING A PICTURE AND IM TRYING TO CRAWL BACK TO IT but i keep encountering a new enemy that i dont rememebr the pattern of and now i am pathetic. laugh at my tiny number
OH NO NOT THE SKY BRIDGE CHALLENGE I HATE IT HERE. i could just skip it but…
whats five coins!
okay fuck the expert course i spent 50 coins i suck at fucking platformign thats why im playing mario rpg godblessit not fucking mario wonder or world or vision or inferno! ID ONT WANT TO DO JUMPING PUZZLES
I DONT WANT TO DO JUMPING PUZZLES TWICE
oh yeah i can just go across without doing any of these stupid challenges, i always forget that. fuck this place im GONE.
oh nice little detail @Persona they’re definitley still keeping up with these
in the original game you just went off the screen to the next area on this and the ledge before it but in NEWWWWWWWWW mario rpg
you physically fall off! cute. okay now im in the desert with the fucking ant lions and i dont feel good at all so i think thats enough for tonight
im glad even the game fucking hates him
GECKITS WILL BE FASHIONABLE FOREVER MARK MY WORD
so much worse unless you have the safety badge and the safety pin, sucker!!!
mallow… 
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i love searching for ‘massively mario’ to find this thread
OKAY WE’RE ACTUALLY GOING TO MONSTRO TOWN TODAY! happy thanksgiving but i dont have an oven right now so im not cooking shit. normal day for me! AS NORMAL AS IT CAN BE IN A WORLD WHERE THE MARIO RPG REMAKE IS GOOD
oh the face on the geno blast is still so cute
AHH BELOMES TEMPLE!!!
it seems so much less like aurum vale, so much less of a piss kings palace now
oh yeah they just put more orange in the yellow bricks. that makes sense. like i said belomes temple REALLY evoked piss before. maybe i thought it was a theme, ever since marrymore i cant stop thinking about the piss boy who ran off to the bathroom never to return
FUN FACT this is the only way to get a yoshi’s cookie i think if you arent a mega super ultra genius and cant win any of boshis races
what do yoshis cookies do? they summon a yoshi in battle, and yoshi turns a random enemy into an item. IVE NEVER HAD IT WORK I ALWAYS USE YOSHI WHEN I NEED HIM WHICH HAPPENS TO BE THE BATTLES IT DOESNT WORK so fuck a yoshis cookie. im hitting right left then middle for a chance at a frog coin and a guaranteed 100 coins. i like the way the tongues actually move now instead of just retract when you hit em
woo it was a frog coin! i have SO MUCH MONEY now that the limit is over 1000 so i didnt really need the extra 100
im so glad i know where all the stupid hidden chests are so im not jumping on top of every chest seeing if theres another hidden one on top of it. my first playthrough of this game was a nightmare. i cant help myself, i need all the hidden things
FIRST TRY. this ‘puzzle’ or whatever is so weird. like if you hit the tongue and get a ‘im not hungry’ message you just… leave the room and hit the tongue again. i wonder if you’re supposed to think you have to leave and actually come back some other time and like go through the palace again but you CAN JUST LEAVE THE ROOM AND COME BACK i dunno. seems pointless kinda. OH WAIT DUH ITS FOR WHEN I COME BACK WITH THE TEMPLE KEY i almost forgot about making the thwomp give me the key with his incessant thwomping. THATS why i have to get the im not hungry message duhhhh
ITS PRETTY GREAT TO GET TO VISIT BELOME TWICE! did you know people used to complain about belome, as if he were pointless, but hes totally the type of character to join your party in the second game. GIVE ME BELOMES BELLY BONANZA. MAKE A KIRBY CLONE BUT WITH BELOME
elevators not hollow anymore. oh so the way im ‘noticing’ differences if i see something and im like wow this seems different i go and check the longplay and every single time its SO MUCH DIFFERENT than i actually remember haha. im not actually watching the longplay along with everything i do because oh my god watching someone else actually play mario rpg would drive me nuts. only i can play.
oh wait thats not true bep the streamer can speedrun mario rpg and i can watch that
FINALLY I MADE IT TO MONSTRO TOWN NOW I CAN TURN THE FAN ON HIGH
yessss. the angry red face, such a good face
i told you i suck at super jumping!!! its hard!!! ILL NEVER GET THE PRIZE FOR 30
so glad they didnt change monstermamas name haha. i always imagine monsters trying to call her mama for short and shes like HONEY IF YOU’RE GONNA BE SHORTENIN MY NAME TO ANYTHIN CALL ME MONSTER
ONLY 12 HIDDEN CHESTS TO GO!!! we’re on schedule
EXCUSE ME DID THEY ALWAYS HAVE THE MELODY TAPED TO THE WALL I DONT REMEMBER VISUAL GUIDES IN GAME FOR TOADOFSKY
they absolutely did NOT. okay at least im not a complete dumbass then
OH SHIT THATS WHY SHE HAS A NAME CUZ SHE RUNS THE STORE NOW AND IT MAKES THIS SCENE MORE MEANINGFUL
her babies actually look like small goombas and not poisoned little bastards now too
okay at first i didnt like how mario didnt sliiiide on the bed when he jumps face first to sleep but now seeing it again i really appreciate the way he just FLOPS into unconsciousness
STAY MUSTY
WOODEN FLOWER ROSE TOWN
GREEN BED MARIOS PAD
BETWEEN O AND A THAT BASTARDS YOSHIS ISLE
i wonder if i emptied out everything ive remembered about mario rpg if id have room for some useful information
okay time to spend an ungodly amount of time trying to beat jinx and then culex
OHHH THATS WHY I RECOGNIZED THE NAME JAGGER EARLIER WHEN THE KOOPA TROOP HAD NAMES cuz hes jinx’s student! duhhhhh
wow the second jinx fight is WAY easier he doesnt even do quicksilver (the blockable instant death move) lets see how the third is
OKAY HE USES QUICKSILVER IN THE THIRD AND ITS STILL BLOCKABLE BUT ITS NOT EASY
IM THE CHAMP!!!
im the head of the dojo now!!!
oo the culex dialogue is totally different
GOD FUCK CULEX THIS FIGHT IS SO FUCKING HARD I SUCK SO BAD AT VIDEOGAMES FUCK ME. i guess the 3d version of this fight isnt until new game plus but ahhhh ive only beaten him once ever i wanna prove to baby daphny that im BETTER NOW
oh jeez i just noticed that the pipe house is the mario house in the intro CUZ I KEEP GETTING GAME OVERS AND SEEING IT AGAIN AND AGAIN. i guess im overlevelled but i think i beat him last time around 22-24 and im 19 right now
okay ill try one more time and come back later then
oh jeez i just got wiped out first turn okay maybe at least ill get the lazy shell and come back??? that sounds like a plan. ill go find the ghost flags to make myself feel better
OH MY GOD WHEN TOADOFSKY REDOES YOUR SONG TO MAKE ‘OUR’ COMPOSITION ITS VERY FUNNY TO JUST PUT IN THE SAME NOTE OVER AND OVER HAHAHAHHHAHA
the spiky chain you get in monstro town still makes the screen flash when you get a timed hit. it seems less annoying but its still there
YAY i didnt get the paratroopa glitch!
climb here sign is perfect if you ask me
bean valley and its bastard trap pipes!!!
ITS JUST AS HIDEOUS. THE HILLS MIGHT LOOK WORSE NOW THAT THEY’RE FUZZY
ooo its time to go to the CASINO!!!
oh nice it doesnt look like boosters tower anymore it looks like its own place now. THEY DONT CALL IT A SLOT MACHINE ANYMORE THEY CALL IT THE PRIZE BLOCK
THIS GAME IS NEW
you just stare at them for a few seconds and then guess which spot they’re in, instead of the weird blackjack game he used to play with you before I LIKE THIS BETTER HONESTLY CUZ I CAN BEAT IT EVERY TIME EVEN WITHOUT SCREENCAPS. good to farm party cleanses i guess?
this casino feels more like a back alley run shady joint than an afterthought like it did in the snes version, i appreciate that
oh great you can still play his bullshit look the other way game though
do you think if you win 100 times you get a star egg? i dont want to know. i mean, its kind of powerful… but i dont want to know
SNOWY STILL HAS HIS LITTLE FEZ OR MAYBE ITS A POT FOR PLANTS BUT HES STILL WEARING HIS LITTLE HAT!!
ANOTHER FAVE KEPT IN! WAHOO!
dont forget to pick up your seeeeed before going down the pipe! i didnt even know about the lazy shell the first time i played cuz i skipped over this note!
THESE ARE STILL COMPLETE BULLSHIT TO TRAVESE BY THE WAY it is nice to see my little puffy cloud speechbubble friends are still weird speechbubbles
you didnt used to have to spiral the vine to get coins like this either?? did you?? i feel hungry i need to eat so i want to put effort into finding that
I LIKE THIS BATTLE ARENA SO MUCH THOUGH
YAY LETS GO MEET MALLOWS FAMILY AND SEE VALENTINAS NO LONGER JIGGLY TITTIES (they changed the rare scarf to the defense scarf, i want the rare based scarf)
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Beat the game and did all the post game battles.
Chrono Trigger DS is the obvious example and maybe the GBA ports of FF4-6 but why does all the additional content in the Squeenix classics feel so off? Geno says barely anything most of the game yet has entire CONVERSATIONS in at least two of the preambles which was as awkwardly shoehorned in as when Magus did it in the bonus dungeons. Do Writers just not exist any more that can match the original tone, Woosleyism’s sanded and everything?
Actual bosses are even worse with Belome taking at least twice as long as The Actual Final Boss and Puchinello being the lazy gimmick boss the rest of the game did a good job avoiding. Booster and Bundt are fine I guess and Jinx felt like a very late game tutorial but Johnny’s the only enemy in the game where every defence is red parry level and unfun. Hell after that 3DCULEX is just 2DCULEX but 1.5 times as difficult.
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oh shit i rented that game once. totally forgot it existed
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i didnt say anything about the monstro town song cuz it sounds exactly the same by the way. no songs have really stuck out to me in a bit, which makes sense i dont care about any songs til like, smithys factory?? when its INDUSTRIAL sounding
anyway nimbus lands song is also the same. THIS ISNT A BAD THING like wow it sounds the same as i remember. they just really understood percussion and horns are what count and leaned into it. the soundtrack is still the best part to me
ANYROAD FINALLY ITS TIME TO BEAT UP JIGGLELESS VALENTINA AND GET THE LAZY SHELL but first, bullshit
ANOTHER FAVORITE LINE
did they make it look less like a butt??? OH GOD IT CHANGES
IT INFLATES INTO ASS
AND SOMETIMES DEFLATES ALL LOPSIDED. what a weird desk
nimbus beds best beds!!!
my first dream was a big guy ready to launch off BUT JUST SITTING ON TOP OF ME GIVING ME SLEEP PARALYSIS. the desk attendant said it looked like i had nightmares, lets see what he says after my dream about, just floating across the screen
OKAY HE JUST TRIED TO SELL ME A SLEEP AGAIN. ILL TAKE IT. dont have good dreams they’ll just try to sell you more dream pillows!!!
hahah this one is great now
OH MY GOD I LOVE THIS GAME IM BLOWING ALL MY MONEY ON DREAM PILLOWS
this is an old one. oh my god that reminds me i had a dream about this youtuber from wisconsin that low key just makes fun of cooking with jack. like cooking with jack will do a video and fuck up the recipe and then this guy will do the same video of the same recipe and just do it right, and make little IF YOU KNOW YOU KNOW comments, for the detractors. i had a dream last night where he looked a lot more like hotei and was a professional dom but he was paying me to be submissive becuase i am such an asshole and it would make him ready for any situation someone could put him in. there was sex in the dream but it wasnt sexual if that makes sense. oops i overshared lemme blur that. i cant believe the word hard made me remember that!!! well, i need to get out of here apparently. no more dreams. mario is taking prazosin now
OH I FORGOT TO CHECK SOMETHING
BASTARD
finally they got it through mallows thick and fluffy skull that hes THE prince mallow and he was simply adopted by THE FROG SAGE. i think this name is the worst change, like they could have GIVEN HIM ANOTHER NAME instead of this deeply impersonal frog sage shit. jeez, just call him grandpa or something!
im statue now
hahah the background laughing in nimbus castle is way more prominent. its weird. i think i like it? i dont know. it might annoy me soon
ITS NOT A PLUMBERS LAMENT ANYMORE?? WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
OH THATS WHY YOU GUYS ACTUALLY CHANGED IT DIDNT YOU
okay this is basically the worst change in the game lmao. whats wrong with plumbers being fucking working class huh??? YOU ASSHOLES. its too radicial to simply admit that lots of people have labor jobs and strong legs huh?? stupid. dumb. hack this shit out.
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great thread. posting to say my friends and i in middle school were at least mildly obsessed with this game. we quoted it maybe as much as any other nerd thing we were into at the time, and Booster was also my favorite part of the game. my first screen name (on AOL) was Booster and some combo i’ve numbers i’ve forgotten. when i got a little older, i changed to Sabin because i guess i thought that was cooler, but Booster was my first online namesake and it was great to hang out with him again in this game.
i haven’t played this since at least the 90s, but i still remember so much, and have been surprised how tickled i am by most of it, still. some real genuine laughs.
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