Like a News Thread 8: Infinite Welp

Hmm… is playing so many Mario games growing up why I feel that clocks are always a little slower than I intuitively expect them to be? I assumed that was a universal experience but maybe not

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  • The level will remain unbeaten.
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I still think this level looks kinda hard but not that hard. All the professional Mario Maker streamers ought to git gud

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beat it broco. become history

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IM NOT TELLING YOU TO GET THE FUCK OUT BY THE WAY IM ENCOURAGING YOU TO FINISH THE MARIO MAKER LEVEL

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trying to release the bob-ombs at the right time during the spin jumps looks incredibly obnoxious

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Unfortunately the timing doesn’t work out this week. I’ve already got a trip booked to free solo El Capitan

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IT LOOKS SO GOOD LETS FUCKING GO. ALSO PLEASE NEVER LET ME HEAR AMERICAN TERRY BOGARD EVER AGAIN THANK YOU

well this is terrifying

tldr someone figured out how to deploy RCE through EA’s anti-cheat and deployed it during a tournament. they gave one guy a wallhack live during a match.

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new trend of japanese developers getting these elderly character actors to pitch their games will hopefully continue with bill nighy promoting the next dragon quest

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I’m personally gunning for Woody Allen doing the next prestige JRPG

i think he’s more of a smash bros player

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assuming it’s coming through the anti-cheat and not a previously disclosed Source engine vulnerability, it’s actually just Easy Anti Cheat

the thing Epic owns and sells

that tons of games use

I guess in terms of security, it’s bad, but also it’s heartening to see the issue of kernel-level anti-cheat finally come to roost

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man with several Chinese phone games that run at Windows admin level installed on his computer: man I’m glad those pesky kernel anti-cheats are finally getting knocked down a peg

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tbh, that website feels like RCE applied already, what with blinky ads every fxxxing three sentences.

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https://fxtwitter.com/TeddyEAC/status/1769725032047972566

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Yeah that sounds like exactly what I’d say if some really embarrassing shit with my product happened in front of everyone

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I find it hilarious that people, journalists especially, needed a lawyer to tell them this. A class of person too dumb to breathe

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