Is 'E-3', close enough for our hips to start gyrating?

Ewok Fortress

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at a certain point, the idea of games locking content off like this went from exciting imagination fuel (ā€œwhat if there’s more than there appears!ā€) to ā€œhuh, i guess they don’t think it’s compelling enough on its own, so they have to attach an artificial sense of achievement to itā€.

that point was probably when playing metroid prime, where instead of concealing entrances to new areas (such as the sunken frigate), it’d have those openly accessible, then throw a roadblock at you halfway through, even flashing text on screen to say ā€œcome back when you have X powerupā€.

seeing gamers pump their fists at the idea of this experience, Again, just makes me think they must all have deep seated teasing/denial fetishes

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The new Oddworld looks really good.

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New Battlefront 2 has an Ewoks versus Stormtroopers mode it ruled.

but do they eat them

In the same way Link and Zelda fuck.

you can just say ā€œnoā€ :frowning:

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I thought he just meant ā€œreal sloppyā€

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ā€œYes, but you have to rely on z-targeting.ā€

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peepis strafing

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I’m pretty sad the dungeon-maker in Link’s Reawakening is apparently just a dungeon ā€œarrangerā€, as it sounds like all the rooms are prefabricated.

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yeah it looks real bad. if that thing was decent it would at least go some way to justifying the price

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I got it, and got lost like I did in every 2D FF ever, so; ah…yea…

there was a thread

i wanted to like it but wound up quitting it after it didn’t get any more interesting after halfway thru the second round of stories. the writing isn’t worth sitting thru frequent and long random encounters that don’t require any more strategy than ā€œhit the elemental weakness and don’t run out of MP.ā€ the bosses are all damage sponges with overpowered attacks & the same strategy (use as many multi hit attacks as you can to stun them so they can’t hit you) works on all of them

just watched the two gameplay videos for watch dogs: legion and i’m actually interested in it! even if only for the city and different character animations. surprising

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Yeah, Watch Dogs: Legion looks like it has a fun video-game London.

i hope there is a joker mask so i can live in a society

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i can only recommend checking out dogz2, or, if you don’t care about spoilers, i’ve done the work for fellow SB’ers already:

giving you a short glimpse in what you can experience, but pretty much can promise you won’t in the same way, since this game is sandboxy enough to fit your personal style of playing that will deviate enough to uphold the illusikn of your personal experienceā„¢

it surely is dead(sec) cheap by now!

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Took them long enough.

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