Is 'E-3', close enough for our hips to start gyrating?

#1

Like seriously?

#2

we’re all getting older so eventually e3 hype threads will come three weeks late and liveblog only our guilt.

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#3

I’ll watch the Microsoft/Bethesda/Devolver pressers because they happen on Sunday but everything else is on a work day so I’ll just catch the highlights when I get home those days.

But really I wish they’d just leak all the big announcements and info and stuff ahead of time so I could know what to look out for and what to ignore.

#4

I’m pretty stoked because my boss is gonna be out for a week

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#5

Sounds hype, if you still care for it, work and all…
(I’ll never have a ‘job’ again; assuming life goes according to plan- long story, ask me at Branson)

#6

well it’s a job and it’ll be a more chill job for that week so I can’t complain

#7

my interest in this event is solely in watching terrible press conferences and thus my enthusiasm is heavily diminished this year. microsoft is going to have to work twice as hard

#8

This is kind of exactly what I was asking for from open worlders in my post about Rage 2 so hmmmmm.

Will it be a monkeys paw wish granted type situation? Maybe! But that’s nice to see some new ideas (though technically didn’t they already do this with Driver: San Francisco? And it worked there, right?).

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#9

ANIMAL CROSSING!!!

if its like pocketcamp ill puke

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#10

I’d like a modern controller that doesn’t use a mini usb connector that comes unplugged every time I exhale

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#11

i wonder which mediocre looking developer the internet will get embarassingly horny for this year

#12

Watchdogz 3?!?!
Holy… Moly, that is TOTALLY up my 12-lane alley/highway.

n.b.
E3 is over already, Sony took the cup for ages with their PS3 presser, and nobody managed to surpass that dramedy, not even the SPORTS, SPORTS, SPORTS, TVTVTVTVTV SPORTS MS conference.
I conceded defeat, watched the 1 min cut of Giant Enemy Crab Ridge Racer and never looked back.
Any healthy person is invited to do the same!

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#13

e3 2019: todd howard jerkoff fantasy session will be the entirety of bethesdas conference

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#14

Is Mikami gonna announce God Hand 2?

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#15

need to go there on acid one day so bad

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#16

this sounds like an awesome way to experience spirit death in the sweaty, hellish confines of a convention center

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#17

im away with work over e3. im ok with that

#18

ive had so many horrifying realizations about video games and i want many many more

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#19

I was in it for the new Death Stranding trailer and that’s been taken care of already.

#20

hoping there will be some reveals ab ffvii : r and an ’ animal crossing for switch ’ announcement but it’s not like i have to actually watch it as it’s happening or anything. there’s a live letter for xiv that’ll happen but i’m not caught up with the story so i don’t wanna get spoiled.