i got brown noted by the destiny loading screen when i had e coli

Hell yeah.

God, there’s an entry in the Stolen Intelligence book that’s basically “Cabal Fuel can’t melt steel beams” but the actual entity behind Ghaul blindsiding Earth is revealed elsewhere.

Y’all don’t gotta tell me about ol’ daddy drifter; dredgen gang now, reckoner soon.

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Remembered this humdinger I blurted out months ago lol

Shaxx would rather you have a beer with him at home so he knows you’re safe; Drifter’s buying the kids juul pods.

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the conspiracy shit was totally how i felt about the red war when destiny 2 came out so im glad bungie acknowledged us true doom infowars heads

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the drifter is more like the guy who used to sell me and my friends meth as a teenager i think. he knows juul pods are a societal ill

damnit i was typing that hes the dude in a twenty year old car outside your highschool with speed and poppers

everyone knows that cigarettes are way cooler than vaping anyway

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Nothing in Black Armory feels worth the grind, so no, I have neither.

The seasonal pass model was a failure as far as I’m concerned, not because the content was bad (although some of it was), but because everything was gated behind these long grindy quests that had you do a bunch of chores before you actually got to do anything new at all. It fucking sucks. The old expansion model had you play through whatever new story stuff was there and then you could go dick around the game however you wanted as long as you reached the minimum level for the new activities, and then you got to play it.

Nowadays you’re stuck between two options: play the game how you want to and never unlock the seasonal pass shit, or play the game how it wants you to and feel like your time is being wasted.

I think I’m just sick of this game.

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it is really annoying having like 50% of the shit in this game being gated behind stuff that wouldve been considered an annoying exotic quest but ive gotten lucky with black armory in that all of the frames ive forged have been really fucking good…unlocking new forges sucks ass but i think this trend towards all the grindy shit is to keep the poopsockers satiated while they try to make the game playable for the rest of us with more powerful gear dailies/weeklies and catchup bounties. i think this is also why they went back to the stupid ass random rolls as well because people who play destiny A Lot are fucking braindead morons

Got stuck on these words and realized it’s because I think brain dead and/or intellectually disabled people don’t deserve the comparison to destiny sweats. The sweats are doing it to themselves

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im sorry. i meant to say they suffer from the most tormented Weak Bitch afflction imaginable - caring about competitive videogames

you don’t know it but we just became best destiny friends

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yeah you should hear rye’s impression sometime

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i mean we do play on ps4! i applied to join the clan as wireframe_casket, daphny is dragonmaw

also i would like to play one fucking gambit prime match that isnt full of guys farming bow kills. i hope whoever came up with these stupid ass pinnacle weapons gets shot out of a fucking cannon. im always the person with like 70% of the motes deposited because i want to fucking win!! i havent played a single match this week without at least one person not giving a fuck. being sweaty is stupid but like its hard not to get frustrated when people arent even engaging with the mode in the slightest, but you know, thats bungie games. i played myself

approve me! approve me! i applied to be in the ps4 clan again

i think i got you but bungie net is being weird in my browser please yell at me if it didn’t work

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i got in, thank you

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it worked thank youu

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I did the Last Wish raid today in an LFG, it was fun

I got this drop in the Menagerie this week since I finally got blue runes and holy moly. Feeding Frenzy/Swashbuckler The damage buff is so powerful!!!

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Imagine that with trench barrel/swashbuckler. Saint-14 would be proud.