ok… time for some game theory
spoilers below, as I’m pretty sure I’ve cracked this thing wide open
the Russo brothers don’t want people to know what IW is about, and they specifically say that they don’t want people to know the film’s “true plot”,
not just like whether or not Iron Man kicks the bucket, but the plot itself
this implies that the plot is something different from what is suggested in the trailers, namely, a bunch of cgi spandex men running at each other in a forest (huge conceptual step up from a bunch of cgi spandex men running at each other at an airport, btw)
so what could this mean?
what… could this imply?
well. Take a step back. Consider that the MCU’s greatest successes have come from blending the basic plot structure from a popular filmic subgenre with their precious IPs
Ant Man is a heist movie, The Winter Soldier is a political conspiracy thriller, Spider Man: Homecoming is a teen movie, Guardians of the Galaxy is a saturday morning cartoon, etc.
So: Combine everything we know together:
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The movie will have an insanely large cast. A star studded cast, if you will.
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The movie prominently features a major MacGuffin, an object everyone wants their hands on–the infinity stones
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Marvel movies often borrow their basic plot outline from more popular genres
When you look at it like this. It’s almost obvious. The basic plot of Infinity War will be…
lifted straight from such cinematic classics as It’s a Mad Mad Mad Mad World Cannonball Run and Rat Race.
That’s right.
The characters will be thrust into the challenge of their lifetimes, when the wacky madcap duo of The Grandmaster and The Collector descend to Earth to challenge Its Mightiest Heroes to a competition. A race, if you will, for the Infinity stones, secretly stored away in an unidentified Greyhound bus stop locker just outside Las Vegas, NM. To the victor… go the spoils.
But wait, what’s this? As Iron Man, Thor and the gang are busy prepping their souped up, tricked out rides for an epic chase across the desert…
A new challenger arrives from outerspace. It’s Thanos, casino magnate and playboy king, who wants the stones for himself.
He’ll use every trick up his sleeve to make sure he gets to those stones first.
I think the evidence is clearly pointing in this direction. Stay tuned for announcements of possible cameos by Jackie Chan, Rowan Atkinson, Breckin Meyer, and Burt Reynolds
Edit: I said Las Vegas New Mexico and I meant what I said. You don’t know my struggle.