god, i'm so sorry (superhero-comicbook nonsense)

Didn’t they already call a movie Suicide Squad

Are they gonna keep making Suicide Squad movies and title all of them Suicide Squad. That would be the most avant garde thing a comic movie ever did

that was “Suicide Squad.” This is “THE Suicide Squad” (See also, “Batman” and the forthcoming “The Batman”)

does this mean that technically there isn’t an ohio state university, just THE ohio state university

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The Ohio State University is a revisionist update of a theoretical Ohio State University that causes us to reflect on its iconic and singular nature

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No

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no one has matched the bravery of SHAFT and it’s sequels: SHAFT and SHAFT

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88c

coming soon… “The Watchmen” (?)

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As a graduate from there, this is correct. There is no Ohio State University. There is The Ohio State University and Ohio University (which is also a state school) but no Ohio State University.

Or you could just do what everyone there did at some point and overemphasize your use of the word THE in like everything just because it’s fun.

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can’t they just do a movie about the cute sharkman instead

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Shit it had not occurred to me what a Ohio shout out that was.

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I tried to tell you, Warners Brothers!

Now you shall never again know rest.

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i finally watched birds of prey as the first dc movie i’ve seen since man of steel came out and it was so incredibly close to just purely being a jackie chan movie inside of tim burton sets aka my ideal genre of movie that it’s incredibly frustrating

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marvel design a costume that doesn’t look like the flesh of a lizard challenge

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that daredevil-ass texture has me wondering if it’ll tie in with the netflix shows

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i don’t know why they are always talking about vibranium when clearly high tech basketball is the most durable surface in the mcu, otherwise why would they make all the costumes out of it

that would be cool, i always thought charlie cox was good even if those shows were kind of poorly written. also very racist! i was going to say if there was a crossover daredevil might finally meet an asian person he doesn’t punch in the face, but i’m sure they would probably do the thing where they fight each other before they figure out they’re on the same side or whatever. movies!

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gotta say it’s been wild to see the marvelmovie apparatus spend decades trying to dance around the racial politics of the mandarin and the ancient one and ninja clans and iron fist and literal fu manchu

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i had a deep internal sigh when i thought about how eventually shang-chi and dr strange are going to meet and this is all going to be dismissed with a characteristic weirdly self-aware exchange of quips

congrats to the marvel machine and the superb uniformity of their products that while watching that trailer all i could think was “is this tv or a movie”?

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Kind of interesting that they got an unknown TV actor guy to play the main character, that at least is a move I can get behind (I still will not see this movie lol)