Games You Played Today Part 007 Goldeneye

My first five-star run. I guess the campaign levels I completed taught me to play the basic game better.

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I played Breakpoint until I was falling out of my chair.

No idea what the campagin is like, just kinda potatoā€™d around the world. Hiked across like half of it.

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Shotgun King: The Final Checkmate is a game I got as a throw-in in a Fanatical bundle. Iā€™ve played a lot of ā€œletā€™s remix chessā€ games, many of which Iā€™ve liked a lot, but I have to say I think this is one of my favorites. Itā€™s been a really unexpected pleasant surprise.

Youā€™re the black king, and every level sees you arrayed on a board against a selection of white pieces. You only need to kill the white king to pass a level. Evening the odds is the titular shotgun, and other powerups you acquire between levels. That said you canā€™t capture pieces with your king the old-fashioned way, and the game prevents you from firing your gun if you are in check.

In the fashion youā€™d expect, you select upgrades between levels, but your selection also comes with a separate upgrade for the opposing side. Though it looks like these can also play out to your advantage (ex: I had a powerup that gave me an extra turn after killing a knight, and later wound up picking an opposing side powerup that replaced a pawn with an extra knight, which suited me just fine). Also, when you kill a non-pawn piece, you gain its soul, which you can expend to move in the fashion of that piece for one turn, handy to maneuver out of danger.

Fun stuff! Iā€™d just recently played a different Chess puzzle game, Unlock the King, which reminded me a bit of puzzle games like Rush Hour but with chess pieces.

I could probably start a whole thread on videogames that use chess as the starting point.

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MOTHERFUCKER. I finally see it. Thank you.

Seriously, though: unless Iā€™m thinking about it the wrong way still, thatā€™sā€¦not the sort of contradiction-finding the game had been expecting from me before.

ETA: Nope. Never mind. The logic is right, the resultā€¦this needs additional thinking.

ETA2: Okay, now itā€™s properly solved, and yeah, that one part really opened the rest of the grid up.

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playing hyrule warriors on cemu and man this is just a greasy double bacon cheeseburger of a game.

one thing I appreciate is that, while this game still has pieces of hearts, sometimes you bomb a boulder and are rewarded with an whole-ass heart container. this has not happened since NES zelda and tbh I missed that feeling.

also itā€™s very funny to play a zelda game with a thin layer of koei tecmo sleaze applied. I feel like there had to be a lengthy negotiation process with nintendo to work out exactly how slutty they could make the characters. oh to be a fly on the wall of those proceedings

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thatā€™s the way to do it. i went on a plundering spree slash road trip along the western coast yesterday and it was a great time.

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I maintain you can have few better experiences in that game than sneaking up the length of coal valley at night on foot

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I only interact with new things in that game by crashing into them with whatever car I stole

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Itā€™s a bit too button-mashy to make me want to spend time trying to get better at it I think, but SoulCaliburā€™s a really nice-looking game and decent fun to run through with the various characters once, at least.

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Picked up That Which Gave Chase because Iā€™ve had good luck with intentionally lo-fi PS1 style in the Pay-More-For-Shorter-Games-With-Worse-Graphics genre, and it paid off again. It didnā€™t feel held back by its aesthetic choices at all, and its frequent use of hard cuts made for great pacing you typically lose in 1st person games.

The game is currently $5 and is an hour long, so Iā€™d strongly recommend playing it before reading this spoiler as most of the gameā€™s mystery is built on it.

Right when I completed it I felt that the game was being uncharacteristically restrained in not exposing the full eldritch nature of the mystery, but after letting it stew for a bit I figured out thatā€™s because there wasnā€™t anything eldritch about it at all, and thinking that there was was me getting caught up in the same desire for mythology that the characters were. The mushrooms are only exactly what they appear to be: they show you how to find what youā€™re looking for.

The first expedition all got trapped because none of them knew what they wanted, just that they were looking for something to find, so the mushrooms could only show them how to find more mushrooms. The client was only able to escape when he finally in his desperation looked for some way out, which led him to the musher. Because the musher had no desire to find any great secret of the natural world the mushrooms wouldnā€™t trap him in a cyclical search, so he could leave with his dogs of his own will.

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Life is Strange 2:

the asshole cop dad from 1 is now living his Max Payne 3 life trying to help you dodge the cops

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really conflicted about this after before the storm!

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SYSTEM SHOCK ENHANCED

went back to re-confirm some things, AND ITā€™S MORE CLEAR ABOUT THINGS THAN THE REMAKE. Like I didnā€™t remember having trouble with the laser code in the original oneā€¦ in the remake, the code shows up on a screen behind you after hacking cyberspace, with no label, and it isnt saved anywhere on yourself so if you dont write it down like me, you have to go all the way back there

in the original, it shows up NEXT to you, has a LABEL saying exactly what it is, and is automatically correctly filed in your data! so yes, they really need to fix stuff like that. in general i felt the original game was way better at communicating things to the player, including the story. but as i said, i still loved the remake, but communicating stuff to the player is a bit of a mess. it feels like it was made by people who were really familiar with the original and just expected everyone else to be to, and just know everything already

oh the remake also doesnt have the minigames, but they were a novelty that were cool for five seconds anyway

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Alundra (PS1) - holy shit this music is fucking great. wait, this is the same composer as Gravity Rush? shit fucking rules. iā€™m playing the Unworked Designs patch. game feels extremely Landstalker-y - honestly feels more like Landstalker than Link to the Past(!)

Sonic Wings 2 (Neo Geo CD) - this version has a badass arranged soundtrack. devs recently got NGCD stuff working on MiSTer so iā€™ve been playing thru and listening to some of the ASTs - really cool stuff. (was enjoying Last Resort and Over Topā€™s ASTs quite a bit, though Over Top is nearly unplayable with obnoxious load times between every section. even 4x CDZ speed canā€™t save that turd)

Mega Man X3 (PS1) - i love bopping between the SNES and PS1/Saturn versions of this game, the soundtracks are so different! i probably slightly prefer the SNES soundtrack, but the 32-bit versions are pretty interesting, too

Azure Dreams (GBC) - havenā€™t played the PS1 version of this. pretty sweet. thereā€™s a nice custom SGB border which looks fab. music is extremely good! the title theme is just fantastic.

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Got back into GT7. Itā€™s pretty enjoyable when you just focus on driving. I wish my god damned fanatec shifter worked on the ps5 as a standalone device since Iā€™m driving with a Logitech wheel.

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A Hat in Time (PS4) - decent game, terrible port. does not hold 30 FPS, which for a game which honestly demands to be played at 60, is unacceptable. oh, and by the way - it looks like absolute dogshit lol. donā€™t bother with this on PS4

Mega Man X Legacy Collection (PS4) - great games, cool extras, but the input latency is fucking unbelievably bad. MMX1 has like 7+ frames of latency. no wonder i couldnā€™t hit the jump in flame mammothā€™s stage!!! i played X3 on MiSTer last night and was like what the fuck why is this so much better and, yeah. well. people played this and probably thought ā€œthese games all suckā€ but itā€™s just the ports. fuck.

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decided it was time to finish zeldo. very curious where they go from here

where iā€™m going from here:
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Going from a decent game to a great game

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oh fuck yeah, Pentiment is the best game about history ever. I think about the final act (which most critics derided) alllll the tiiiiiime. wow.

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critics derided the best act?

video game criticism is the lowest form of writing

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