Bioshock Infinite is definitely just the worst game ever smushed together by two garbage lids
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I havenāt heard of this, I donāt think?
I donāt think so; I think we wouldnāt harp on Bioshock and especially Infinite as much as we do if it didnāt reach for something. If it was trying to be trash no one would care.
I certainly donāt take 50 pages of notes for any old bad game without aspirations, and I certainly donāt finish any old 15-hour campaigns
Idk BINF is one of the most boring games Iāve ever played ā like, brain-manglingly monotonous design
It has some nice atmospheric stuff but thatās about it
Also whoās āweā
A lot of the criticism on SB I think has been driven by a desire to counter the ease with which the games seemed to impress themselves on every major reviewing outlet, especially in the case of Infinite whose general design and mechanical changes are a huge step back from just the first game
Itās really difficult for me to see BINF, as a finished product, as an Icarus. Maybe it was meant to be something else and got diluted along the way, but as it is itās an incredibly tedious sequence of arenas to murder enraged cops and civilians in with some very basic sociological themes baked into the props
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I donāt think anyone here will give a defense of Bioshock Infinite, and thatās totally fair. Iāll defend Bioshock 1 up to a point, and weāve approvingly talked about Bioshock 2.
Itās really difficult for me to see BINF, as a finished product, as an Icarus.
I donāt find the material engaging but the story has a similar high/low/faceplant ratio as many post-Eva anime, but focused on gilded-age America (an unexplored fantasy setting). I was interested when real touchstones intersected with its cartoon rendering; the scene where workers sell their labor at the lowest bid, for example, draws on a historical truth that both seems unbelievable and that weāre rapidly careening towards/exists for hundreds of thousands of temp workers today. By placing it within this pastiche it renders it both tries to communicate the past and renders it less believable ā now thatās sure odd. Thereās an attempt to sell the nastiness of the late 19th century that weāre insulated from that I appreciate, despite it misinterpreting and breaking every symbol it gets its hands on.
The mechanics are mostly rather poor but a handful of zones show off the intent between large scale/rapid rail traversal; unfortunately, it induces so much spatial disorientation that I think itās ultimately unworkable excepting a cheaper method of looking around, as VR might provide.
And the art really is spectacular.
or,
I hated it like no other game beside Metal Gear Solid 4. Boy they sure make a pair
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I think Titanfall 2 approaches similar levels of scale and speed successfully (thinking of the bits just after you get the SERE kit), but itās all player controlled movement with the smart pistol to make aiming easy.
Yeah, player intention matters hugely for preserving spatial awareness. You might go really fast and make major elevation and angle changes but since youāre anticipating it you can anticipate where to find the targets afterwards; if youāre carried along on a rollercoaster the best they can do is long straightways for you to shoot which they then make you vulnerable on anyway.
Apparently the best environment for me to play this game is to (1) be on a time limit so I play really aggressively, (2) have two cats all over my desk and face.
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Throw Ken Levine in a burning dumpster.
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When was he last out of one?
I already told my jewel, didnāt I?
ā¦ oh itās right up there before GYPT was nuked
never forget Kenās crimes:
Iāve worked with the Story Director of Bioshock Infinite (donāt worry sheās cool). I mentioned how uncomfortable I was by Elizabethās continuing undress and sexy levels (remember how much more SEX_METER she was in early previews, too?) when the story is about fatherhood. Thatās sure muddled, I say, was this just an accident of the character designer going overboard?
āOh no, originally you slept with her before the plot twist.ā
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I wanna kiss you on the mouth.
Iāll be one of your pussy-s
I keep playing Gunstar Heroes because thereās a Genesis and PVM on my desk, but I only ever play the first four levels on expert because killing Seven Force is like the sloppiest orgasm except with deep, dank FM explosions instead of ejaculate
this metaphor makes sense, right
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sry to be a fkn dork but can you post pics of yr setup? Iām never gonna get a pvm/bvm so I live vicariously through others
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prepare to be underwhelmed
if you look closely, youāll see the brightness and picture (contrast) knobs are out. thatās because my phoneās camera cannot deal with the blinding brilliance of a CRT. Luluco is there for scale, to hammer the point home that, yes, itās just a tiny ass PVM.
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I wouldnt want a screen much larger than that, honestly