Sit down. I have something to tell you.
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I’m not only the reigning Select Button Scorched Earth Champion but I’m now the #1 Spelunker Party player on the planet so I’m pretty sure this means I’m officially the King of Game.
Unlike some people I do not cheat at video games. I achieved this all live on my gamer stream.
I love this game even though it’s not the Demon’s Souls of Platformers that Spelunker HD was.
I think you should buy a copy and play with me (on Steam; it’s on Switch too but I’m not buying it for a third time) but don’t go besting my times. If you do I’ll never forgive you.