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oh wow streets of fury is legit

I donā€™t even get the point of a jrpg with no towns

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Currently at the boring part in kh1. Hope to finish it and 2 before 3 comes out

Iā€™m Betrayed, stripped of my Knighthood, Condemned To Death. Break out of prison. Find out Nikola Tesla, the Q of Her Majestyā€™s Royal Knights, is actually an agent of THE REBELS, their Man on The Inside.

Rather than flee the city where everyone is hunting for me I tell the Rebel Leader: I MUST RETURN TO THE PALACE AND GET NIKOLA, I OWE HIM THIS.

I must extract your agent, who is still working for you, from the position in which he is working for you, because I Owe Him This.

There is no indication that anyone suspects his Rebel Agent status. I just say: GOTTA GET THAT BOY!

WE NEED ME TO GET TO A PLACE WHERE I CAN KILL SOME MORE DUDES OK THIS GAME NEEDS A CLIMAX ALREADY SO I GOTTA

GET

THAT

BOY

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ā€œYou and I, we are not that different.ā€ -actual line preceding what I assume will be The Very Big Boss Fight

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ok

ok

Iā€™ll admit it

I fucked up again!

heā€™s actually a werewolf!

the Not Normative Human Reveal Scene for him was v. vague and in proximity to vampire dick so I thought: yes! vampire! but it turns out

heā€™s a v. large wolfman who works for a vampire

they tricked me by giving him a facial geometry that screams for fangs good job Ready At Dawn

(I thought calling him ā€œSir Lucanā€ was a too-on-the-nose feint but actually itā€™s a too-on-the-nose Exactly What It Is)

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werewolf knife fight becomes werewolf gives roy battyā€™s tears in rain speech then werewolfā€™s stepdad reveals he knew werewolf was a wolfwere all along and maybe more??? but for some reason you donā€™t shoot him, you just let him talk about how THE COUNCIL MUST REMAIN STABLE NOW SHOOT ME WERESON FOR I CANNOT then you do then itā€™s credits for the gameā€¦ and also your knight careerā€¦ and also this would be-franchiseā€¦

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RIP $3

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I have to say that going to Soria was breathtaking

Iā€™m on hiatus cuz I was at my parentsā€™ house for a week but probably I will beat it tonight?

Checking in to confirm that, yes, Mirror Drop is a good puzzle game. Thanks for the rec!

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i got a bunch of games gifted to me for x-mas (except stellaris and jojo, which i bought)

hitman 2 is great. iā€™ve got the silent assassin rating on the first three levels on my first attempt, so i guess iā€™m pretty good at it?

dark souls remastered (switch) is the fifth copy of dark souls that i own. can never have too many copies of dark souls

mega man legacy collection 1&2- mostly just so i can play mega man 9 and 10 again without having to plug the wii back in, and my pc sucks too much ass to run dolphin properly

i am addicted to stellaris. i will eventually need to start playing the multiplayer with my friends, who convinced me to get it in the first place.

jojoā€™s bizarre adventure: eyes of heaven- i have no fucking clue how to play this. also why would you put stroheim in as a playable character what the fuck

tetris effect- need to play more of this

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So, yes, I beat it tonight.

I more than liked it, but I didnā€™t love it. I didnā€™t think the plot was boring normal sci-fi crap like some did. I did think it was weird that it demanded less of you at the very end? Youā€™d think it would require a synthesis of all your knowledge of these different cultures, but instead the synthesis is sort of provided for you by one simple decision. I actually almost respect that idea? But not quite.

It has a couple extremely discrete problems that mess with its verisimilitude that Iā€™m kind of shocked got into the final game. Like they would be very fixable without altering the game much.

Steam says 9 hours which I feel like canā€™t be true. I did use a FAQ one time for a puzzle whose solution still annoys me. (Itā€™s one of the discrete things that couldā€™ve been improved.) Still, itā€™s worth more than the 10 bucks I paid for it. I hope Cyan keeps making these. The world needs these beautiful, contemplative dioramas.

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the more i play ffxiii the more Iā€™m confused as to why itā€™s so reviled. itā€™s easily the most narratively coherent final fantasy game in the series, though I realize that isnā€™t saying much. maybe XII is a little more coherent but thatā€™s such an apples and oranges comparison.

it also has fairly exceptional voice acting for its time.

the battle system is actually a fairly brilliant realization of the initial promise of the whole ā€œaction time battleā€ concept. likeā€¦ it was initially a gimmick that added sometimes sort of arbitrary tension to turn based battles, but the implementation of it in this game actually forces you to constantly think on your feet and strategize in real time, and it actually works. I honestly feel far more agency in combat than I do in say, VII or VIII, and the pacing is infinitely more enjoyable. nearly every design decision feels purposeful, which is not something I can say for any other final fantasy game (except, again, maybe for XII, which I still need to replay badly, but there were so many obvious compromises made to push it out to release, where that doesnā€™t seem to be the case here).

I honestly feel like 99% of complaints come down to ā€œwhy isnā€™t there an open fieldā€ and that is just so tedious to me.

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:arrow_down:

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it really isnā€™t tedious tho

and honestly lmao at jrpg fans complaining about anything being tedious

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Itā€™s mostly just long imo. I put 30 hours in and I donā€™t regret it but Iā€™d never give it any more of my time.

15 is far better than 13

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i played two hours of Chrono Trigger today! for the first time, even! its kinda my first real jrpg outside of seeing other people play them and FORUMS POSTER DAPHAKNEE is making me play it. i like it a lot so far! its very charming and as someone who doesnt play jrpgs it was very easy to get into. the badass frog guy is my favorite

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I love XII and this makes me doubt the point youā€™re making a lot

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