It’s just a custom adventurer (technically an “import” from the POE1 game I didn’t play) I generated in the first tavern and then kept
only ten hours and twenty-odd missions into Earth Defense Force 5 and I’ve already checked out- currently debating whether I should press on or set it aside and take still another shot at DQXI.
treat an edf game like a musou game: keep it around, play a few stages once every few weeks/months, never actually complete it
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It’s pretty neat as a music toy sorta thing, I just dunno how it is to play it as an actual card game.
I also dunno how they’re still releasing new cards in 2019. Gotta get that full Haddaway set I guess.
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Right? Harmonix is a mystery company.
what do you mean setting the Endless flag in Marathon mode in Tetris Effect never lets the game get faster than level 15, the journey mode on expert goes up to 20 and why did everything stop making sounds and the last chunk of the song loop incessantly
do I have to keep doing Master mode for my dose of masochism
THE ORDER: 1886 cost $3
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game starts with 1st person drowning for torture purposes then 1st person being dragged to cell then first person falling asleep then first person waking up then third person being dragged out of your cell to prep for the second drowning sequence turning into a multi-stage tutorial for qtes
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Too late I already bought it.
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after you kill the dudes who have the professional obligation to regularly drown you in alternate history victorian era london you’re crouched on the floor holding out a quavering hand for your manacle key
HOLD [TRIANGLE] WHEN [TRIANGLE] PROMPT APPEARS
if you don’t hold triangle you just hover there poised forever
when you finally hold triangle and the little circle meter around the prompt fills your dude remains poised for like seven goddamn more seconds before lurching into the next animation
AAA FIRST PARTY VIDEO GAMES~
this was a good choice and I’m glad I made it
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“When’s your next shift?”
“Not until tomorrow. Going to see my wife tonight, if you know what I mean.”
-two prison guards and probable man-drowners discuss one’s plans for the night in the next hall, if you know what I mean
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I lost my webley in that qte but seeing as I used it to bash open a huge padlock I feel pretty confident the lockwork is all fucked up and it would have been useless even if I ever found ammo for it??
OK I’m GALAHAD so this dude with the OUTRAGEOUS FRENCH ACCENT better be Lancelot!
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they have an “admire the model” mode for when you pick up a GUN or have your attention brought to the fact that you already have a GUN
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Echo Arena was really cool but I still haven’t played the single player component because I’m afraid of it being like this
Also every time I hear “ready at dawn” I think of the “we rise at 9:30!” bit from the trip
I mean it’s good to know that the fantasy of THE ORDER: 1886 is not so far removed from our world that real life gruesome ladymurders can’t be invoked in the first piece of setting epherma you pick up
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audio logs that are phonograph cylinders that are quotes from Le Morte d’Arthur
My current DIRECTIVE is to meet with Igraine and I pick up a log that is SO ARTHUR WANTED TO FUCK THIS LADY IGRAINE BUT IGRAINE WAS WED AND DID NOT WANT TO FUCK ARTHUR
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Stop
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Yeah shrug at this rate you’re basically just going to liveblog the whole game since it’s only a few hours long.