Games You Played Today: 358 Threads Over 2

i am playing the best rockstar game and the best game about anti bullying action BULLY and it still owns except i keep trying to make the camera go further away becuase of how far i have it in FFXIV

im really curious now to see how much god hand freaks me out. cuz its not like, BAD, its just like AHHH IM SO CLOSE IM SO CLOSE and that never bothered me til ffxiv

I FORGOT I CAN JUST KEEP KICKING FOREVER

im playing the ps4 edition so im missing out on the extra classes on the scholarship edition, but if im feeling like im missing out ill just watch DSP fail class

i love this game so much though, i had a visceral reaction upon seeing gary and i can already hear his voice in my head making his slick manipulative coments. AHHH HE JUST CALLED ME PSYCHO!!! PROJECTING MUCH ASSHOLE??

hahaha im s tanding still outside of english class (WHICH I ACED) and jimmy is just like ‘i think my shoes are too small’ ‘i should really be doing something right now’ 'OH MY GOD IM SO BORED RIGHT NOW" so i should get back to entertaining jimmy

shout out to everyone who pulls the fire alarm and then immediately goes to sleep

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OH YEAH I FORGOT BULLY HAS KIRBY SUPERSTAR KISSING MECHANICS THIS IS THE BEST GAME EVER

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I played Star Citizen.

I tripped stepping too quickly out of an elevator in heeled-boots and died.

I landed 200,000 kg starship on a frozen planet in the middle of the night so I could investigate a wreck and confirm the identities of the crew so their families could be informed, then a blizzard kicked up and as I was inside focused on picking my way carefully through the wreckage not to miss anyone I did not notice the wind had grabbed the ship and carried it a kilometer and a half away with it eventually picking up so much speed I couldn’t even begin to close the distance with it as I slowly-but-faster-every-moment froze to death in the freezing dark.

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i know this had some kind of super budget, and it’s a big 3d open world thing, but this post makes it sound like a one person dev team game with really crappy sprites on a 2d grid

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i am playing ys 8, do not ask why

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Every time I start playing an Ys game, I think “I don’t need other video games, I can just play Ys for the rest of my life, I want to get all the Ys games after I finish this one.” But then I finish the game, and I’m like “no, that’ll do me for the next 10 years.”

(I loved playing through Ys 8 earlier this year.)

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when I start playing an Ys game, my last being Origin, I go “I have 10 other unfinished JRPGs” and then play those instead

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OH MY GOD YOU CAN THROW A FRISBEE TO SOMEONE FRIENDLY WHOS FACING YOU AND THEY CATCH IT AND THEY THROW IT FUCKING BACK AND YOU CAN CATCH IT LIKE YOU CATCH A DODGEBALL I HAD NO IDEA

also i dont know why i never thought to use truancy as fast travel before

OH ALSO I THINK YOU CAN ACTUALLY BUNNYHOP AT THIS GAME but im either suckign at it or its not possible for a long time but i think im sucking at it because in a mission i got WAYYYY AHEAD of the npc i was supposed to be following but when i sprinted after him i couldnt catch up

best game

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I like this recent trend of making rice super precious in games.

Whenever I click a button on Amazon to exchange six dollars and twenty-three cents for five pounds of the stuff, I remember how the only way to obtain rice in Sekiro is to ask the Divine Child of Rejuvenation to channel her life force into a tiny handful of pure, lifegiving rice

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Star Citizen is nerdy 90s simulationism run absolutely amok and if it wasn’t a transparent financial scam I’d be so here for it

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when i play an ys game i usually think “damn i only really like the first two on pcengine and that 1989-1994 redbook sound”

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That’s why it’s best to invest other people’s money in it.

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This sounds pretty cool ngl

the FM soundtrack on the SMS version is pretty baller too

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absolutely

also come back to this fairly often:

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my wheel setup is all working now so I subscribed to Game Pass and downloaded Forza Horizon 5, but apparently it has a launch window bug where it just freezes randomly if a wheel is connected, so that’s fun

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star citizen paved the way for the scam world we live in today

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Nah, it’s more like just another layer of asphalt over the road-bed laid down by Second Life.

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I finished chapter 1 in bully. I want the plat this time so I’ve been collecting rubber bands and grotto and gremlin cards at the beginning of every chapter and then I remembered there’s also fucking GNOMES but I’m using a guide anyway

also I aced english and I can kiss anyone I want now

so we made up

this game has the PERFECT amount of rockstar chaos. everyone is ALWAYS yelling something at you but the game is small enough that everyone has a unique model and voice so you start to recognize people

the lack of cars and guns makes it so someone just does a run by stink bomb or firecracker and gets busted by prefects, there’s no like ACTUAL INJURY so you can have everyone attacking and threatening at all times. I’m so excited for rockstar to go bankrupt so all these teams that just work on GTA now can make their own games again, but that’s probably too optimistic. anyway, this is rockstar at its fucking peak

oh also I’m a dodgeball master. you win the triangle mash for possession, jump and throw the ball at the front guy and have it bounce back to you, then do the same for the second guy and then run against the team separator line until you get into another triangle mash for possession, win that and jump and throw… someone was telling me they were having a hard time with dodgeball so there you go. also if you push into the enemies side a little bit, if the ball touches you AT ALL it will instantly richocet and knock out an opposing team member. FANTASTIC

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Aside from Strivin’, Ive started playing DooM (2016). My favourite part so far is the plasma rifle heat mod.

Strive update: I tried Giovanna and wow she is much easier to operate than Leo is

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