Been playing Forza Horizon 4.
I think I like it despite how Microsoft it is. Just so fellow kids but not as oppressively so as, say, post-EA Burnout games. There are Mixer ads everywhere. The classical station has a Halo song on it. NPCs are constantly saying things like “influencer points” and “redditors” and “nut in me gob” (it’s set in Great Britain) and oh yeah, there are NPCs and you see their faces all the time, which is so fucked up. The human face has no place in car games, if you ask me.
Like every time I finish a race I gotta watch my joyless Nise Laura D do some dumb dance. I think she’s doing ballet here. It is the most dignified emote I’ve randomly unlocked so far.
I could also choose to not emote at all, but that somehow looks more awkward than hooting, or hollering.
They don’t have humans in Gran Turismo, right? I wish I was playing Gran Turismo. But not one of the old ones, fuck that shit, I want something new, with very fancy graphics, that I can play on my computer. So Forza it is.
It looks great aside from the people though, the novelty of seeing all these fancy effects and different weather patterns and trees and reflections hasn’t worn out yet. It’s nice to enjoy graphics for the first time in XX years.
I think the first car I bought was a Mini Cooper AKA The Car That Killed Marc Bolan (RIP Little King). I chose the most popular power ups for it and, also, the most popular custom skin. This is one of the only animes I’d ever let grace my ride.
This one though…no thanks! NO THANKS.
I am progressing through this game, somehow. There are so many icons on my map. I don’t know what most of them mean. I am pretty sure I placed, like, last in most of those ones with championship cups on them. Don’t like getting participation trophies in video games. Have no clue how to look up past results, or if they even matter. There are so many different bars being filled up and things being unlocked and none of it means anything to me and I guess I’m okay with that. At one point I tried to enter a Championship Circuit or some shit and it was like “Do you want to abandon your previous Championship Circuit?” and I was so confused, I had no clue I was participating in one, applying different map filters didn’t really help me figure out where the previous circuit was but I stumbled across it eventually and and
This is all so confusing on purpose, right. This is all supposed to leave you feeling overwhelmed and lost so that time and space lose all meaning and you end up dropping money you wouldn’t have otherwise, right.
This is just like Vegas, right.
I’m sure plenty of folks have already written tons of insightful shit on this school of design, I’m not adding much here I know, this is just…new to me, I guess. I think the only other non-mobage game that’s left me feeling like this is Destiny 2. Just adrift in all these contextless events and currencies and shit yet not bouncing off it immediately. I can’t tell you what my goal is in this game, personal or otherwise! I am just logging on, drifting a bit, and logging off. I am sure this is how 95% of players interact with games. And it’s fine. I kinda wish I felt even the tiniest bit of satisfaction from filling up all these bars, maybe half the menus being tied to DLC I will never buy is part of the problem, but this is fine, I like it a lot, even when it forces ads for Legos on me I don’t get too cheezed off, just wish it could be my ~forever game~ to be honest.