MINECRAFT
vs.
SUPER STREET FIGHTER II TURBO
I’ve never played Super Turbo enough to be able to determine why it’s considered the superior Street Fighter II aside from “it has the most stuff,” but even that is far more than I’ve played Minecraft. This will become a recurring theme. Winner: Super Street Fighter II Turbo
CRAZY TAXI
vs.
METAL SLUG 6 (Metal Slug 3 romhack)
Which one makes me most nostalgic? Winner: Crazy Taxi
EVERYBODY VOTES
vs.
PUYO PUYO series
It is a complete lie that everybody votes, and I don’t vote for liars (except when I do). Winner: Puyo Puyo Series
STREET FIGHTER III THIRD STRIKE: FIGHT FOR THE FUTURE
vs.
CONTRA: HARD CORPS
I have played both Street Fighters and Contras, but I have not played these particular iterations for more than five minutes (SF3) or at all. That said, I already voted for a Street Fighter, so… Winner: Contra: Hard Corps
YAKUZA 0
vs.
SUPER METROID
Yakuza 0 sounds like it was made after 2010 for a non portable console. Winner: Super Metroid
NIGHTS INTO DREAMS
vs.
SONIC THE HEDGEHOG 2
I’ve not played Nights into Dreams, but I’m not about to vote for every single Sonic game in this tourney. Winner: Nights into Dreams
GAME BOY CAMERA
vs.
DEUS EX
I’ve been taking a lot of selfies lately, and I’d be taking even more if I had a Game Boy Camera. Winner: Game Boy Camera
IKARUGA
vs.
FINAL FANTASY XIV
Ikaruga may have been the first game I bought because of Insert Credit / selectbutton. Selectbutton has not gotten me to buy Final Fantasy XIV. Winner: Ikaruga