Alright here we go, my argument for each of these:
MINECRAFT
vs.
SUPER STREET FIGHTER II TURBO
Minecraft is the clear winner here, for me. Street Fighter is a good time with friends, and a passion for some. Minecraft is the game I would take with me to a desert island so that I could build and see wondrous things. In a world where the sublime is hard to come by, Minecraft seems to nail it constantly…and mostly on accident. Wonderful game.
(I don’t like fighting games)
CRAZY TAXI
vs.
METAL SLUG 6 (Metal Slug 3 romhack)
Metal Slug 6 is the only ROM hack to make it on this list so I have to vote for it even though I absolutely love Crazy Taxi. Also, Crazy Taxi only ever gave me a Class B License but I’m an excellent driver so fuck off
EVERYBODY VOTES
vs.
PUYO PUYO series
Can’t say it any better than Tulpa:
STREET FIGHTER III THIRD STRIKE: FIGHT FOR THE FUTURE
vs.
CONTRA: HARD CORPS
I don’t like either of these games, abstaining
YAKUZA 0
vs.
SUPER METROID
Yakuza is for perverts. Super Metroid is for perverts who are willing to learn how to speedrun the game. Super Metroid wins.
NIGHTS INTO DREAMS
vs.
SONIC THE HEDGEHOG 2
Hmm. Nights Into Dreams is a big reason Sonic Adventure exists in the form that it does…but Sonic the Hedgehog 2 has dope music and I’ve actually played it. I think I’m going to have to go Nights Into Dreams though, because one time my dad threw the controller on the last boss of Sonic the Hedgehog 2 and it froze the Genesis, a scene which further ingrained in me that anger is the only valid emotion.
Nights into Dreams!!
GAME BOY CAMERA
vs.
DEUS EX
Can Deus Ex do this?
Game Boy Camera wins
IKARUGA
vs.
FINAL FANTASY XIV
No