Every Extend Extra! Extra! (News Thread)

Amico shut down their latest crowdfunder after earning less than 1% of their target, and tallirico has set his twitter account to private

shit about to go down

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I’ve been lurking on the ā€œIntellivision Amico Clubā€ Facebook group for a few weeks and the fans are in such denial, it’s fascinating

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If I had a Bri’ish pound for every essay I’ve received whining about MTX or lootboxes only to disclose that the author has 100s of hours in Genshin Impact or w/e - I’d be able to afford that new skin in [game].

One whined about how Warframe requires the player buy inventory space because it’s unfair but then went ahead and bought more inventory space :man_shrugging:

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well, of course, you have to be deep in the mud to know how bad it is to get stuck in it

had a good laugh at a guy doing a video about the predatory mechanics of gacha and the various methods they use but uses Genshin the target example because half of the things he brought up didn’t reasonably apply (him going ā€œwell devs constantly change the meta to favor new units so you’ll pull for themā€ making me laugh w/r/t Genshin and then also making me depressed because the Genshin meta will never change)

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this was my main takeaway. I’m shaking, I’m crying, I’m losing sleep, I can’t live knowing this, I-

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come play +R instead, it’s more fun

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i was watching this new video by the slightly obnoxious/clickbaity youtuber Karl Jobst who i nonetheless still watch sometimes, which started with -

and i’m like - huh? what does this have to do with FF7 speedrunning? also wow, what a a really hack intro. maybe he’s going to make a point about how these things are subjective and it’s up to people to determine what they believe is the best but that FF7 is one of the most beloved. or maybe he’s using it as a way to misdirect you and he’s about to transition the subject into something more frivolous that is only partially related. okay, i think i know where this is going.

immediately after i unpause the video:

…oh.

imagine being the type of person who is like ā€œof course as a Gamer we can Objectively Scientifically come to the conclusion that Ocarina of Time is the greatest game of all time and i think you all can agree with me this is true because uh Metacritic says soā€ like it’s just an uncontroversial point made in the midst of a video that’s not even about that.

anyway i’m too desensitized to gamer nonsense to have my day ruined by this. i’m mostly just confused.

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oh dang this isn’t even a joke, wow. weird.

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I’m excited to announce that Bandcamp is joining Epic Games, who you may know as the makers of Fortnite and Unreal Engine, and champions for a fair and open Internet.

Bandcamp will keep operating as a standalone marketplace and music community, and I will continue to lead our team. The products and services you depend on aren’t going anywhere, we’ll continue to build Bandcamp around our artists-first revenue model (where artists net an average of 82% of every sale), you’ll still have the same control over how you offer your music, Bandcamp Fridays will continue as planned, and the Daily will keep highlighting the diverse, amazing music on the site. However, behind the scenes we’re working with Epic to expand internationally and push development forward across Bandcamp, from basics like our album pages, mobile apps, merch tools, payment system, and search and discovery features, to newer initiatives like our vinyl pressing and live streaming services.

Since our founding in 2008, we’ve been motivated by the pursuit of our mission, which is to help spread the healing power of music by building a community where artists thrive through the direct support of their fans. That simple idea has worked well, with payments to artists and labels closing in on $1 billion USD. And while over the years we’ve heard from other companies who wanted us to join them, we’ve always felt that doing so would only be exciting if they strongly believed in our mission, were aligned with our values, and not only wanted to see Bandcamp continue, but also wanted to provide the resources to bring a lot more benefit to the artists, labels, and fans who use the site. Epic ticks all those boxes. We share a vision of building the most open, artist-friendly ecosystem in the world, and together we’ll be able to create even more opportunities for artists to be compensated fairly for their work.

Whether you joined Bandcamp recently or have been with us since the beginning 14 years ago, thank you for being a part of this incredible community, and we look forward to serving you for many years to come!

Ethan Diamond
Bandcamp co-founder and CEO

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nightmare world

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I think there was some gamefaqs tournament poll thing over a decade ago where OoT won and it’s been my impression that a lot of STEM-oriented gamer types have just taken this as objective proof that it’s the Best Game Ever.

Also I think someone told me Karl Jobst has weird white supremacist leanings or associations? did I just make that up?

edit oh god he references the gamefaqs poll immediately after as evidence that final fantasy vii is the only game that can challenge it lmao never mind

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Will they now sell you auto-generated Fortnite skins based on bandcamp music files ala Monster Rancher?

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i’m thinking i should just do a terre thaemlitz thing and just self-host all my music and if people want to pay for a physical copy that’s cool, it’ll take 2 months for me to make it and send it to you

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man I thought I had been completely numb to horrid corporate buyouts and mergers but bandcamp being bought by epic games (of all fucking companies) really stings in a way that I didn’t think I could feel anymore.

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No, you did not just make that up (but I’m too lazy to gather the receipts right now (maybe after work idk))

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live by the platform die by the platform

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yeah this sucks shit. epic using their fortnite money to diversify like old-timey railroad barons, i’m sure it’ll end well for everyone involved

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I’m picturing tim sweeney riding on the back of a horrible golem called ogg vorbis

if terry pratchett came back from the dead and saw what people are doing in his name, he’d never stop throwing up

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nothing good will come of the company that threw itch.io under the bus during their court case against apple because you can find games about suckin dick on there owning the one platform where queer artists actually get paid for their music sometimes

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someone at epic clearly believes they are cool and… epic
and they are not

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