Elden Ring 2

I am no random

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I probably should try to play before other people get too good and I’m dead weight.

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I’ll probably play a handful of times then never boot it up again cause I can’t cheat/exploit to win

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fuck it, preordering gives you immediate access to the ā€œwell, what is it?ā€ gesture. i’m not above being pandered to

preloading now. i haven’t added anyone from sb on steam yet

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Knowing I won’t actually play this enough to justify the 40 bucks.

Would like to though…

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this game is so dumb that I bought it because my friend asked me to. I don’t like elden ring, I don’t like roguelites, I don’t like extraction shooters. what could go wrong?

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Does this game have anything in common with extraction shooters?

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idk, seems like an extraction shooter to me, but I haven’t really been following it much. do you extract anything? there has to be loot, right. other than that, you pick a map, hot drop in with a team, have a time limit, do a lot of PvE, advance some kind of meta game with successful runs. presumably you don’t lose gear if you die though, I probably would’ve heard about that.

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It’s an extraction shooter with the extraction extracted

Also the shooting

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If you play with randos based on the beta you’ll be in pairs about half the time anyways >_>

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Battling whether this is tugging on my ingrained Sully/Nathan Fielder associations or my nostalgia for 2000s anime fandom

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gf started watching this in the background and i started singing ā€œbring me to lifeā€ without knowing it was actually ā€œbring me to lifeā€

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oh my GOD

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LOL THIS OWNS

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They should have gone with Korn’s Twist instead.

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Reviews don’t look too great, surprisingly!

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Should have been Bob Seger’s Night Moves.

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Choosing to believe this is another quirked out From Soft masterpiece until I have firsthand experience that proves otherwise…I bet the multiplayer is just too hardcore and revolutionary for the mooks in the game press to get it…

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i’m hoping this captures some of the magic that led me to restart elden ring and play through limgrave and liurnia on new characters over 20 times

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I hope the Can’t Wake Up song plays in the title screen, and the game completely obliterates any expectation that this is ā€œmore Elden Ringā€.

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