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To be honest I don’t think we have any data if it “worked” or not. The hype for the game was huge based off of the success of Witcher 3, CD Project’s reputation as the last consumer friendly videogames company and Keanu Reeves’ involvement. It’s a AAA game with a huge budget and gamers love that - that fact alone builds hype in this industry. The hype was huge before the controversies and it’s still huge after them, so what we can say is that they got away with it; who can tell if it actually did them any good, though? Or more good than the alternatives.

I also don’t know if people are really cognizant of what kind of game this is - if the hype is because people don’t know it or because they know. It’s not an FPS, it’s not an action game: it’s a slow-ass classical RPG. It’s not GTA. You will go hours or even the whole game without shooting anyone unless you’re actively looking for fights. You’ll talk and listen a lot and make choices and that’s the biggest part of the game. If the first 16 hours of the game are representative of the whole experience, at least!

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idk if this is as fresh as that article makes it sound, marketing to the worst most toxic fans has been a staple of US gaming advertising since the 90s? CDPR just hasn’t moved past it and their shitty fans are rewarding them for it

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Adam Badowski’s About To Make You His Bitch

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#CYBERPUNK2077

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Preload is available on Steam now. It’s 57.3 GB. Wonder how big the day 1 patch is going to be! I’m guessing about 70 more gigs lol

I haven’t watched an IGN review in years and, uh, they still really aren’t any good. These 10 minute reviews tell you just about nothing. Like, from what the reviewer is saying my takeaway from this is that the game’s like a mix of Deus Ex and the Blade Runner point and click game (all the many different endings it had), only with loads of bugs. Other than that I have no clue. They apparently think the missions and stories are good and I couldn’t tell you why. What exactly makes them good? Who the fuck knows


You can finish the main quest in 20 hours and see 6 different endings in 45 hours, so that’s a relief. I won’t have to invest a 100+ hours just to get to a conclusion, if I don’t want to.

Also, there are some hilariously bad lines in this review

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complaining about traditional review press which only exists in shambling zombie form nowadays is wasted effort,

but they absolutely understand what ‘lots of bugs’ means in software projects this large and should be able to convey to their audience, “these animation and scripting bugs will likely be sorted by the day 1 patch” or “it looks like there are months of bugfixes needed”

It’s only been this way for fifteen years

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word on the street is this is the most expensive eurojank game ever made and now it finally sounds appealing

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Yeah, I’m none the wiser and I sort of regret giving them however many fractions of a cent they get from my click/view.

I’m looking forward to the cool YouTube channels covering this game in depth, however, some months down the line

I was so disappointed to learn that “penis 1” and “penis 2” are just cut and uncut.

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The build up to this game is incredible. It’s like waiting around for Christmas and not knowing if all the presents are full of steaming turds or not

I’m almost hoping for a Mass Effect Andromeda situation because I wasn’t part of that and the bugs I’ve seen in videos were the most hilarious ones I’ve ever seen in my life. That would also make the 9 from IGN all the more embarrassing

Couldn’t they have made a foreskin slider for that, seriously CDPR, you’re slipping. How am I supposed to get immersed if I can’t set exactly how much of my foreskin is missing/how much of an anteater I have in my pants

Circumcision is basically antiquepunk and it will still be around in 2077 so that’s appropriate

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friendship ended with penis 2, pubic hair style is my new best friend

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So a Washington Post review says the shooting just feels right and it’s like Destiny with a story. Also, Keanu Reeves steals every scene he’s in. Both of which are the complete opposite of what IGN said (shooting needs time to really click, Keanu is more wooden than the rest of the cast.)

So, now is a good time to stop reading reviews.

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I shudder to think of the ways it is “like Destiny” and the rubric where it gets the qualifier “with a story.” Any ol’ story.

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Haha I think I dunked on Destiny there by accident because I misremembered what I had read just minutes before. The actual quote is "If you’ve ever wished a game like “Destiny” offered a deeper, proper role-playing experience, [
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Hahaha okay so “like Destiny” is standing in for the ol’ Elder Scrolls w/ Guns poverty of genre.

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does this game have an in-universe tv show (etc.) called Cyberpunk’d that features like a cyberpunk version of a Youtube Celeb recording themself playing cyberpranks on their cyberfriends? If not, no sale

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