brain garbage: Word Shart Online edition

& another thing,

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Hot tub Sisyphus

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commissioning the design and production of imaginary band t shirts to avoid copyright issues in your mallgoth porn.

side effect: you now have a merch line to sell that can be worn in public

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Merch which may wind up in turn being ripped off by bots, enforcing you to get into a copyright enforcement case on the other side of things

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ā€œVape Juiceā€ has got to be the most repulsive nonslur combination of two words in the english language

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anyway the oil I sometimes use on my hair smells like vape juice

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thereā€™s a final fantasy character named Vape Juice at every milf (world boss) I kill and heā€™s obnoxious in shout chat with forced memes for hitting the boss once and walking away. he says things like #justwalkaway or some awful fake german text accent about walking away, or heā€™ll work walk away into song lyrics ā€˜Iā€™m like a bird, Iā€™ll always walk awayā€™ except he didnt do thst example, I did, because part of the problem is I could make better jokes about walking away than this asshole but I donā€™t like bossing people around in mmos. and itā€™s not week 1 so things donā€™t die in 4 seconds the just walk away meta is dead

@Closed does vape juice annoy you too

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vapegurt moistjuice

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vapegurt!!! I hate it!!! :purple_heart:

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Vapable yogurt: yogurt for your brain

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nothing matters anymore, filling up the bubbler on my vape with gogurt so I can get yogurt brained

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I wonder if Monte Cook and Davey Zeb Cook are related?

ps: too many cooks?

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fortunately unrelated

fortunate because zeb is one of the tsr old guard who was actually good imo

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ā€œIf only it were so easy to banish debts by building gunplaā€ - diogenes probably

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Had a weird realization today. The narratives the left has about the behavioral problems driving capitalism are about the rich. And the narratives the right has about the justifications of capitalism are about the rich. In both cases the explicandum, the thing being explained, is the rich. To the extent the poor are treated as the problem it is conceptualized entirely negatively, as a lack. Lack of initiative, lack of discipline, lack of intelligence. Things that in ontological terms canā€™t actually have existence. Things that, in the same way poverty is the natural state of man, are the default. Capitalist apology requires the pathologization of the default state of man, and all narratives about capitalism implicitly admit that in terms of active causes it is driven entirely one sidedly. I am not without sympathy for anti human and anti majoritarian narratives, but this is a huge unexamined part of all dominant narratives, which points to deep problems in how humans conceptualize

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What does it mean to draw most of your justification from the preferences of those who your actions undermine the facticity driving the preferences of?

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I keep imagining fictional washed up acts that tour casinos, but for Gen Alpha

ā€œThis weekend, a special engagement at the Silver Dollar Eagle Casino and Resortā€¦Youtube stars of yesteryear Chegg and Brugg, with special Guestā€¦Justin Beiberā€ always with the stinger that the special guest is Justin Beiber.

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the problem with modern capitalism is less the having to do things that you donā€™t really want to do and more the trying to convince yourself and others that you actually really want to do the things that you donā€™t want to do and you really really do want to do them because youā€™re a good person

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Great British Jerk Off

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his name is jeremy clarkson, pronounced with all the derision one can muster

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