brain garbage: Word Shart Online edition

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singing the hokey pokey lyrics to the tune of the mobile suit gundam theme

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Pretty woman
Walkin’ down the street
Pretty woman
She’s got really big feet

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deja uwu

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front end for mega drive emulation that replicates the sega channel experience

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Someone’s been trying to build this. I’m not sure if they have a working prototype yet but they’ve been recreating the art from videos.

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IBS Classic Arcade Collection

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let’s set a few things straight, babies should not:

  • have a little briefcase and fling paperwork at you demanding you do their taxes
  • increase their mass and decrease their size to change into a singularity, messing up the living room
  • be slightly taller than the other babies and become their leader, directing them to siege enemy strongholds
  • operate a chainsaw
  • gain the text “when this creature leaves the battlefield: Baby creatures you control gain indestructible until the end of turn”
  • escape the cycle of Saᚃsāra by discovering the nature of God

just had to get that off my chest

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An Issekai where they go to a low fantasy universe that is stuck in the dark ages because they have tame dragons and hence never discovered how to make fire and are similarly incurious about the rest of the natural world.

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I think after blowing a major election, you should take a break from fundraising or at the very least do some rebranding because NOBODY is fucking responding to a tet message from Team Kamala begging for gas money for the vote wagon.

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With all these new rules and regulations it’s no wonder no one wants to be a baby anymore. Most spend just a few years in the job and then transfer to a less restrictive industry

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Simple heuristic for maternalistic morality: replace all statements containing “there is a god, therefore I must” with “there is no god, therefore I must”. Whatever still makes sense is your obligation.

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kiss of death? why’d I want to smooch that bony old bozo? stick my tongue down that hollow mandible to caress the groove ‘twixt C1-C2 vertebrae, feeling the light fade from the world as we knock chompers?

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Article: Here’s How Kamala Harris Can Still Become President

Text: If Joe Biden dies or resigns within the next 60 days, America will finally have its first female president.

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respect videogame workers (guy who flips all the text upside down for games coming out in australia)

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MCU refers to Marvin’s Cinematic Universe, which contains all your favorite super heroic characters such as Spud;Man, Ron Man, Tor, Kappa Meerkat, Black Windows, the Uncredible Honk, Archer, Block Panter, Captain Marvin, etc.

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don’t forget the martial arts superstar Shawn Chin

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What shall it profit a man, if he shall gain a whole pile, and lose his own secrets?

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i though the superb protagonist movie was dead, then I watch Donker Stronk in the Madden Mirror. cinema is baby, thervin (thnks u mervin)

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Bees4Less
vs.
PayLess Bee

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madison square gundam

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