brain garbage: Word Shart Online edition

Continuing the discussion from brain garbage/mental recycling - #2033 by Tulpa.

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I am requesting once again that the brain garbage thread be renamed to Word Shart Online

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:pray:

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can’t stop thinking of sharting out my ears tho

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tradpunk wifepunk

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wait is the name gaiman because gayman would get you bullied. so somebody changed it to Guy Man like a cool spelling of the name Straight Dude

this bit sucks im just captivated by the infinite power of language. brought to you by me wondering how many people are out there with this last name having a bad time right now

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I’d rather be named Gayman than Neil

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related:

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image

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been thinking about grapping one of these for a while

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piss me a river

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boner conduction

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image

→ Snake! Think about, you know uh stuff… for better reception in noisy environments!
My sneaking suit is too tight I can barely hear you. ←
→ I’m sending a vibration on frequency 420.69.
Wont that blow my cover?! ←
→ Rapidly spin the right analog stick to maintain composure

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a few years ago, i had a similar, less lava-ringed idea for asmr headphones that have soft wiggly parts that go in your ears and tickly you slightly

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Hauk Tuah lady canceled for supporting ISIS

Hauk Tuah lady uncancelled after multi-city apology tour titled “Hauk Tuah: spitting on hatred”

Hauk Tuah lady re-cancelled for supporting ISIS again

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she is inexplicably compelled to hand it to them

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Fallout: Derinkuyu

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Law of cosiness

(instead of Law of cosines)

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ad campaign for the alarmo that has an old cowbot with a long beard saying “remember the alarmo!”

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orgone pyramid head

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