brain garbage: Word Shart Online edition

this is the kind of thing that would happen unironically at least once a week in blair’s britain

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Touché, code wizard

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“Eating Vegetarian under a Totalitarian Regime”

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they call her chupacabra because shes the GOAT sucker

…yeah, i know, im sorry

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reading the translation of the lyrics to volare
this song is totally about being on a drug binge

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Nancy Reagan, noted cryptid

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Walking “dave” Sim

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You’re impressed that an infinite amount of monkeys typing infinitely would produce the works of Shakespeare. I’m more interested in the one monkey who might produce an even better play no one has ever read before. We are not the same

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Classic goalpost moving by the naysayers… All the monkeys in the world and the heat death of the universe are both finite

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Plus I’m sure even if they never got to Shakespeare they’re still likely to produce some stuff that is pretty good. We don’t even hold human writers to that standard!

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If you expand the finite category from monkeys, which are highly limited, to the more abundant primates in general then you can’t escape the conclusion that one already has written the complete works of William Shakespeare.

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In Soviet Matrix, server racks you!

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outfoxed by da master…

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“We saw you from across the car crash and we really like your vibe”

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The Black Cauldron but Henwen can predict the outcome of any election (controls it?) and is a cow found in suburban backyards, constantly on the run from bemused animal control officers

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tower unite

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As often as they let me

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who blocks the adblocker ads

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(flirtatiously) Is there a Mister Mrs Pac Man?

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