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“none of this has mattered in the history of mattering” me whenever shit happens
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oh Bose, thou art sick
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100% Hair Phone Case
“No one will touch that grody thing”
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I’ve had this name stuck in my head really badly for a couple days, like something that would be in that super famicom baseball game with all the funny made up names. Dichael Crackson
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thinking that maybe the big magnets near the keyboard of the microsoft surface laptop which exist to keep it closed are doing something to fuck up my headphones on the regular. I don’t know for sure except I seem to burn out a lot of headphones
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Paul Blart: Anti-Christ
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https://bsky.app/profile/webway.bsky.social/post/3l76zjhvcul2t
actually there’s no such thing as folk horror
britain is just like that
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guy who systematically edits every wikipedia article to change every instance of the word “proverbially” to “memeticly”
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as far as stupid potential baby names are concerned, “telephony” has pretty good phonaesthetics
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I really love telephony but everyone will call out tella-phony.
Funny I was gonna suggest Telephone like Persephone but I realized thats just 
maybe Telephani
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I only know about telephony because of how I have to turn off hands free telephony in order to hear halo infinite like every other time I started that game up. so I hate it. daphony hates telephony. okay I still don’t know what it is but I hate turning it off and restarting my game
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Telephony is just sending sound a great distance so it would be a great name for like a really loud creature.
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I’d like to introduce my three sons, telephony, teletubby, and telemachus
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lets set up a seven brides for seven brothers situation with Fascimiley, Faxe-Kondi, and Phaxsi
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your nice saab is proper doomed
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oh you use plain right click? I prefer the more sophisticated stuff
:right click: Copy text (Perfect)
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Shake My Head Say Damn
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been invited by the University of Twee for an honorary Choctolate
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