while it is true what they say — that ancient people couldn’t have made Pong — what they don’t say that’s also true is that the ancients could have invented pinball but chose not to. this is what we refer to as a failure of the human spirit.
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We should play bagatelle at the next meet up.
Or acquire a Stoßpudel board somehow
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Omg, I’m off task during an zoom PD, going down a wormhole and learning of the term “poosh-m-up.” Losing my mind here with the Webcam turned off.
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They couldn’t invent pinball till they had different movies or shows to base the pinball machines on
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Though a Gilgamesh pinball game would be sick
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the actual historic pattern was just vague themes & events like old atari games up until like the 90s so they’d probably be like ‘sun’ or ‘hungry’
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We can’t rule out the possibility that the Lascaux cave painters also had elaborate aurochs themed pinball games made entirely out of wood or other material subject to decay and disintegration
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I find it quite likely that the early minoans were all pinball wizards and that when linear a is finally deciphered, most texts would be revealed to be high scores leaderboards
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you may now kiss the bride & knuckles
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@aislesgrises : “Alrighttyyyy chat room… is it het or is it gay?”
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“autist” is a valid name for a robot in Metroid 2
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Beth Stranding
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Psychedelic stoner western called Blunt Meridian
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In my day everyone was talking about linkin park. Nowadays seems like the only thing they care about is link in bio!
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Oh man LinkedIn Park
I interviewed, and got so far
But in the end, I wasn’t even hired🎶
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Gundam Unicorn Porn Parody: The Breasts of Possibility
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Eric of Melbourne
thighs out in the stubbiest King Gees known to man or Victorian
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pinball wizard but modern. pickleball wizard?
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thanks to threads such as these, we are reaching levels of brain sanitation never before seen in human history 
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creative lead (pronounced like the metal)
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