running for public office on a copyright reform platform: all copyrights will become null and void, except for Original Characters (Do Not Steal)
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watch out. it’s dill or be dilfed out there
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!?
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he looks like he can suck a golf ball through my fallopian tubes
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obsessed with the messerschmitt mini… it looks like what you’d get of you were only able to get the mid nazi scientists after the war. operation paperweight.
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This is the most AI-Generated-ass car I’ve ever seen despite being real.
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Reincarnated as a dragon in a capitalist mixed race society and working at the airport tethering human airships to the tarmac. I get to wear an orange dragon sized vest! At 2am when my shift ends I go home and play Xbox and smoke weed. I find life tedious but I will never know true suffering, and being a dragon is still good.
Trying to think of the most pathetic fantasy I would still cut my own throat out for with a dull rusty knife if it were achievable.
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lofi beatings
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trickle-down hitler-particle-infused water
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medieval grindr thats just a page who follows you around screaming HORNY HOMOSEXUAL NEAR YOU at the top of his lungs
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I keep coming back to this
wiping spit off my screen every time I see the don’t blank your blank exchange ending up as the most garbagey brain garbo to ever get garbled
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the thoughts i have after forgetting what party i was in a conversation from years ago:
i don’t really think there’s any difference between myself and the world, the past and the future are both death, and my physical death will simply be me returning to The Whole properly. so basically it’s no big deal that i can’t remember who said what because the difference between Me and You is the difference between two mushroom spores nestled into decaying leaves on the forest floor.
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It’s nice to read this today because I just had one of those moments when you’re watching the TV and you remember that eventually you’ll be a nonsensing, nonthinking nothingness for eternity. It was one of those times where you really feel it so I’ve also been reminding myself that the most important thing you can do with your life is connect with other people. It feels good to reach out to people.
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mycelium as a role model imo
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Fart fart, tears me apart.
These are the sounds I can do without. someone?
Are you farting at me?
Come on.
In black and brown, they really, really ought to know
Those one-track minds that took you for a smelly boy
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the way “tears” is pronounced here is gonna make me start calling them “tares for fares” in my head
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rules to this shit, fools dare care,
everybody want to rule the world like tears for fears
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natal gear solid
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I want to just post so I’ll do it here. There’s a direct flight from Seattle to Chongqing now.
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