There’s a part in Blindsight where the commander of the ship mutilates the arm of the protagonist, an analyst, to pull him out of his conceptual spiral and shock him into focus on fundamentals. I feel like that all the time now. Especially the part where I’m in extreme pain and the world is about to end.
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Van Helsing St. Porno
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I’m imagining a utopian future where saxophones are near ubiquitous and over half the population has the knowledge to play them. It would be beautiful…
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beam me up, shawty
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seeing of i can convince the president of the united states to get into wildlife conservation by making him watch the right movies and then telling him that the “rhinosaurus” is the last living species of dinosaur
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be the change you want to see (everyone with a Nuvo jSax within arm’s reach)
- 100% waterproof
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Beautiful…
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honk
honk honk
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is the humor dry or wet
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the problem with the wet humor is it actually introduces like ten ms of delay, I’m still trying to understand how joke producers account for that when combining dry and wet humor in the final mix
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i completely forgot i wrote this because it was 4 AM and i had woken up for no reason an hour earlier and my brain was operating on “4 AM isn’t a real time of day” principles so nothing i do actually counts in the waking world
but then i remembered it just now and was like “oh shit i hope i didn’t say something stupid” which is the wrong thought for this thread, i’m just glad i wrote something that’s the right kind of stupid
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“I used the spoons to destroy the spoons.” (me whenever i do something strenuous)
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Step-parent porn should be called affinal fantasy
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I meant to delete that draft not post it but well it’s there now
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now all of china will know that you think step-parent porn should be called affinal fantasy
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You’re welcome!!!
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Among Us themed parody of Bokosuka Wars called “Bakasussy Wars”
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B52s cover of dragula
Dead i am the sky! whoaoaoaoa
Whatching angels sigh. Ahhuuhhh
While they slowly turn spinning
Come’on lets do the worm!
Dig through the ditches?
Put down the shovel!
Burn threough the witches?!
HOT trouble!
Were making love in the back of my haunted car.
On the old drag strip where the monsters are.
Slam in the back! (You know where its at!)
Slam in the back!! (You know where its at!)
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oh my god hahahaha
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