Norman, it’s me, Nice Assman. I’ve been monitoring your health telemetry and you’ve been maintaining core strength on lifts & pushing through your heels at over 95% efficiency. Nice.
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roy’s our boy
rirl’s our girl
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Do you talk to your mama with that mouth? Do you talk to your papa with that mouth? Do you talk to the mamas & the papas with that mouth?
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“…man, I wish I was like Lara Croft (protagonist of the hit 1996 3D platforming game Tomb Raider).”
“That’s one way to say you want a nice rack.”
“No no no no… it’s nothing about that. I just want to be like a teeny little mouse in a great big house.”
“With a nice rack?”
“If that’s what it takes, then sure.”
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yknow vrchat doesn’t require a headset. we can make this happen <3
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USE ALLITERATIVE LANGUAGE
instead of saying “don’t get your panties in a bunch” or “don’t get your knickers in a twist”, consider saying “don’t get your grundle in a bundle”
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ah, well, you see, 
that isn’t an example of alliteration, but simple rhyming
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Don’t get your knickers in a knot.
Don’t get your panties in a pinch.
Don’t get your briefs in a bowtie.
Don’t get your thong in a thicket.
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Keep your genitals genial
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Don’t get your doggone drawers gangled.
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don’t get your trunks in a tangle
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don’t get your gooch in a gallimaufry
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Dont hotchpotch your Oshkosh B’gosh
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Tsundre bloody Tsundre
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More like Pussy Comitatus
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i have been trying to think of a good ‘pussy comitatus’ joke for days now
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You ever play Donkey Dang? It’s like that!
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office wall quote: you don’t have to be low-poly to have good graphics… but it sure helps!!!
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“i’m cancer free”
“that’s crabouless news”
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