if you wiggle your trackball to wake your computer and the cursor moves on your android phone… you might be a redneck
The Sum of All Beers
I find that duck
bow down before this big snake bird
you’re going to meet a nice wyvern
got wormy I’ll do anything for you

malapriapism
you’re shrimping me a rice stroked this fry
Why couldn’t I have been born in the universe where people forcefem transwomen as a state practiced sacrifice in service to Aphrodite/Shiva/Inanna. Why did death cults have to win out over sex cults in our universe
I have a deeply unfortunate relationship with basically all ideology and it makes me feel like an anime villain
Shadow the Hedgehog is the Ghost of Hedgehog Past
Sonic is the Ghost of Hedgehog Present
Silver is the Ghost of Hedgehog Future
I don’t know who Scrooge is in this context though.
Garry’s Mod
Gaary’s Mood
Gerry’s Mud
Jerry’s Mad
Gary’s Mid
Yrrag’s Doom
This is the theme to Gary’s Mod
Opening song for Gary’s Mod
This is the music that you hear
As the textures’ loading
It’s almost halfway finished
How do you like it so far?
How do you like the them to Gary’s Mod
“Sprite + Beef: It’s better than beef. It’s got Sprite plus beef flavors.”
this triggered a memory of the phrase “So thick you have to drink it with a fork” and i spent the past 20 minutes trying to find where the hell that showed up in Rock n Roll Racing. Turns out it was at the very, very end.
Literary movement where you treat your relationship with government surveillance as a performance art generative writing exercise to create the funniest dossiers


