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I never want to be in Jules undersea lounge but I also like self harm and want to be in Jules undersea lodge
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Just finished it
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pipe orgasms
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midwife means unimpressive wife
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Filibuster is actually a contraction of “Philadelphia Buster”, which was one of Ben Franklin’s signature moves during the Revolutionary War. The frame data on that thing was unmatched for decades, let me tell ya.
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wearing a “Ask me about getting (into) Moorcock” t shirt
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She riff on my Moorcock til I Drizzt
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she melni on my boné. no final phrase
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the gradual transition from going to lots of weddings to regularly helping friends access dead people’s computers
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I require blood
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Happy Presidents Day! Don’t forget to hug your favorite president! Make sure to give 'em a full reach around!
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The intro to Zero Wing is weirdly inspiring even in a world where nothing has meaning anymore
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Angler’s Acquaintance: eucalyptus and fish-sauce-flavoured drops
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Akatosh give me endurance. Bahamut give me grace. Lofwyr give me money.
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she theys on my we til im it
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fuck
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thats the implication, yes 
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despite his commitment to public works, ozymandias is remembered primarily for his trunkless behavior
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THE YEAR IS 2034. As the world slowly burns to ash, people change — people adapt. Instead of saying “Step on me, mommy,” subs now say “T-Pose for me, mommy.”
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