brain garbage: Word Shart Online edition

Porn parody Rack to the Future

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Daniel DeVito

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Tongue twister watch: Would you like orzo or okra?

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Have you kids met quinoa?

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god’s not dead: a xxx parody

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“I need all of the students in this class to sign a declaration that says ‘I am not a slut’.”
“I could sign the paper saying something I don’t believe. Or I commit academic suicide in front of a live audience by trying to prove that I am a slut.”

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just doing the daily affirmations

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I Went to Whitby and All I Got was Entranced by the Touch of the Prince of Darkness, His Slightest Caress a Moment of Pure Ecstasy as I Longed for the Suck of His Embrace

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Once they taught the computers how to dream, it was decided that no human would ever need to sleep again…

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Not all is skibidi in Ohio and rizz.

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the simpsons movie starts with green day, and seinfeld ended with green day. thus placing Green Day in contention as band most directly intertwined with american sitcom history

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i summon Blue Eyes White Boy

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What have we forgotten? We have forgotten to post. To use RSS feeds, to start a blog, to write longform writing for purposes other than cultural capital without feeling guilty!

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Thorne_Justified-308-Quarles

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Something is skibidi in the state of Ohio.

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have you got to his season in justified yet

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series of varsity sweatshirts

COLLAGE

COLLEDGE

COLLARGE

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