Metroid Prime is realising your childhood dream to explore an ant farm
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Blaster Master Zero is just Blaster Master again!!!
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Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice is glorious nippon steel folded over 1000 times (***1/2)
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Star Wars: Jedi Fallen Order is baby yodaâs first souls game
For The King is a rousing, rollicking journey toward absolutely certain death.
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Super Mario Odyssey is glamping with your travel agent.
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Dark Souls is the Katamari Damacy of Dark Souls
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(quarantine THIS discourse)
Final Fantasy IV: The After Years blows hogg
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The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild is Shadow of the Dark Skyrim 2017: Nintendo Skybox edition (***)
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Doom Eternal is a wet thud quickly forgotten. (*1/2)
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Farscape is Star Trek that fucks (****)
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I thought that was Seaquest DSV
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The Legend of Zelda Randomizer is LSAT: Arcade Edition (173)
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Warcraft 3 Reforged is: âA dream where you time travel and punch yourself for ever buying Warcraft 3, that is suddenly interrupted by a phone notification of your refund denial.â ()
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Sonic Adventure is a licensed tie-in of the Sonic video game franchise
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Half-Life 2 is the videogame equivalent of that slightly too-smooth chocolate thatâs very easy to keep eating even though it doesnât quite hit any particular spot
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No Manâs Sky is a child finally getting to stay as long as they want at the toy store, but quickly finding that after all the tantrums they didnât really want to be there all that long anyway.
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this gave me a good, hearty chuckle. this is like 50% of my experience of being an adult.
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