This is my favorite KOP thread that I started on the old board, so I’m going to start it up again here… with a blank slate! Our goal, all over again: to review every single video game in the format codified by tim rogers (praise be upon him): “[game name] is [definitive statement]”. Whether or not you follow this with a rating out of four stars is up to you. Regardless, all contributions (including those for games which have already been reviewed) will be alphabetized and collected in this top post. I’ll start us off:
The Beginner’s Guide is close enough to Pale Fire. ()
Grow Home is a celebration of locomotion.
Kane & Lynch 2: Dog Days is exactly what you must play when your AC breaks on the hottest day of the year. ()
Metal Gear Solid V is a Netflix Original Series play set that comes with everything you see here.
Mortal Kombat is Street Fighter for juggalos.
NieR is the near death experience of a mad game company. (***1/2)
Super Smash Bros. (Wii U/3DS) is corporate MUGEN. (**1/2)
Twisted Metal is Mario Kart for juggalos.
Undertale is a memetic Earthbound. (***1/2)