Merge incoming, then.
EDIT: And merge completed. Did I duplicate posts? Maybe so?!
Merge incoming, then.
EDIT: And merge completed. Did I duplicate posts? Maybe so?!
my review of MGSV also comes with a (***) rating
I read Pale Fire because of SB (thanks BTW), so now I have to play the game SB compared to it twice even if Iâm not sure they were doing so in a flattering way⌠thanks SB!
Zone of the Enders: The 2nd Runner (****) is "Hideo Kojimaâs Mecha Anime: The OVA"
PT is âa last gasp in purgatoryâ
Smash Bros is a serious debate that breaks out in a joke thread
Persona 4 is babysitting for lonely adults (**)
posted these in the old place, but here they are again!
metal warriors is âthat joke your annoying friend always tells about airsoft being for kidsâ (**)
kane & lynch 2: dog days is ânot fired, it quitsâ (****)
god hand is ââthe old man and the seaâ inadvertently in the list of bestselling childrenâs booksâ (****)
okami is âsquinting at a paintingâ (**)
castlevania: aria of sorrow is âlike tasting the most delicious snack from a cartoonâ (****)
assassinâs creed: revelations is âlyingâ (1/2)
arcus odyssey is âsaying it knows whatâs best for youâ (***)
transistor is âbeing old enough to enjoy silence right after a showerâ (****)
rhythm tengoku is âwhat they want you to believe show business was like in the 20âsâ (****)
god of war is âan (terrifying) idealâ (*)
god of war is âprobably a good idea for an internet profile picture, right?â (*)
halo: combat evolved is âthe cyberpunk futureâs most popular augmented reality softwareâ (***1/2)
demonâs souls is âlike throwing a bowling ball in a particularly nice poolâ (****)
dragon quest ii is ânot as good as the first one, but then again: so are most videogamesâ (****)
bulkslash is âa game i made up in my head as a kidâ (***)
lufia 2: rise of the sinistrals is âThe Internet Personâs Guide to stop saying things are âbadlyâ or âwellâ written without knowing what that meansâ (****)
gunstar heroes is âsometimes the only videogame that has ever existedâ (***1/2)
red dead redemption is âa game where dirt is supposed to be dirtâ (****)
popful mail is âwhy we should pay attention to detail and, consequently, why i need an aspirin right nowâ (**)
valkyria chronicles is âtoo good to be trueâ (****)
heart of darkness is âthe caliginous corners of nostalgiaâ (**1/2)
oh and a few others:
shining force ii is âmunching numbers, cracking knucklesâ (**1/2)
journey is âa toy from the days of Oldâ (****)
dark souls 2 is âMetal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Old Lordsâ (**)
skyrim is âA.D.Dâ (*1/2)
Metal Gear Solid: Revengeance is outgrowing childish ways (****)
Luftrausers is reaching dizzying heights Hitler always sought but never reached (***)
Pixel Piracy is bumping uglies together in a hot, sweaty sea (*1/2)
Sproggiwood is OH GOD ITâS EVERYWHERE (**1/2)
TowerClimb is at the bottom of the Marianas trench (***)
The Binding of Isaac is âan autobiography of a kleptomaniacâ (**)
Alpha Protocol is âevery lie BioWare ever told you come true, writ largeâ (***)
Chrono Trigger is an AAA game from 1995 (**1/2)
Drakengard is Cookie Clicker except serious (***)
Hotline Miami 2 is that game somebody on select button will write an essay about in 5 years and everybody will see how great it actually was and how we all missed the point. maybe (zero stars)
Shin Megami Tensei Nocturne is having nobody like your Facebook profile picture and managing to not care about it (****)
Dark Souls II is a game thatâs going to make you type âdark souls 2 sex change glitchâ on Google, 5 hours in (****)
Rocket League is sports for nerds.
Ranko Tsukigimeâs Longest Day is The Grasshopper Manufacture I remember.
Journey is video games ARE TOO art (**)
XCOM: Enemy Unknown is âmelting your favorite action figure with a magnifying glassâ (****)
Saints Row 2 is my favorite version of Princess Maker yet (***)
I could meditate under ten thousand waterfalls and not conjure up a videogame opinion that resonated less with my experience of a thing.
Iâve played every Smash game with at least some degree of seriousness and even to the extent that I ever gained familiarity with higher level play I would still describe the friction between desired and actual result of on-screen action and the intuitiveness thereof as being the "Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater of fighting game controls." (???1/2)
Mario Paintâs âCoffee Breakâ mode is Fruit Ninja: The Shmup
Papers, Please is Starcraft in purgatory ()
Chivalry: Medeival Warfare is EEEEYAHHH!!! RRRAAAAAHHHH!!! (**)
Goat Simulator is being left in an ice cream parlor overnight ( 1/2)
Grand Theft Auto IV is a disturbing dream you had about Grand Theft Auto III ()
Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate is dinosaur-dragons in fractal spirals (*)
Crypt of the Necrodancer is the possibility-space hemp fandango (*** 1/2)
One-Way Heroics is not enough light ()
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Mugen is a few new facts in one last glimpse back at everyone elseâs indefinite pasts (**)