Bottom Line Reviews

Have you taken a shower in the Rockies?

I wonder if it’s too late to rent a dunk tank.

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Dragon’s Dogma is the video game form of a novelization of Dragon Quest

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Subtle!

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WinBack is whac-and-mole.

WinBack is a cat’s cradle of crossfire and crates.

WinBack is putting your back into every win.

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Siren is Vladimir Nabokov’s Tower Of Druaga

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Doom II is the Dark Souls II of Doom

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Final Fantasy the Crystal Chronicles: The Crystal Bearers is taking a moment to skip and jump on the walk home from work

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ys 8 is too fucking long

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Although Wolfenstein 3D is not the Demon’s Souls of Doom :grimacing:

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doomon’s souls

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Luigi’s Mansion 3 is a pain in the ass.

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Wordle is communal vocabulary-peeping

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Crawl is a game for nobody (***1/2)

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yeah I think it blows

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I am nobody in this scenario

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I’ll play it with you but you have to be ok with me winning

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the caveat for any game i play with you

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Aperture Desk Job is a machine that converts retcons into mild humour

Turning Red is the best summation of fucking adorkable

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Your favorite video game sucks ass. My favorite video game is the best thing since cheese

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