cruelty squad is art school rainbow six vegas
Resident Evil VILLage is the one day a year when all the fast food chains prepare and serve their own versions of each othersā food.
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Heat Signature is learning that you have the power to stop time but still stubbing your toes constantly
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The Witness is a book report for nobody
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Dr. Slump is winning a free dinner at Chuck E. Cheese by finding every Minions-themed Band-Aid at the bottom of the ball pit and being surprised to find that a) they serve up a decent sushi platter and b) they would allow a grown ass adult to do this.
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Dr. Slump is going back to pre-school to get your PhD in Comparative Colouring Book Studies.
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Owlboy is a single false tooth swept up from the floor by a bored janitor at the end of a sophisti-pop fan convention.
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Iāve had Owlboy in my Steam wishlist for years now hoping for it to get a steep discount to see if it was any good and it never drops below $15. Itās possibly my #1 āwould be an ideal Epic Games Store free game of the weekā game.
Like I donāt have much confidence that itās good at all, but it seems like thereās solid odds that there is one good bit hidden in there.
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username I will buy you owlboy tonight.
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That is very generous of you but you donāt have to, I legit have a PC backlogā¦ checks list ā¦159 game long plus whatever was in the Palestinian Aid bundle (assume a couple hundred there) and am perfectly fine being patient. Itāll pop up in a bundle of something some day, Iāll be excited to see that and that might be the most joy it brings me. Thanks though!
I really really did not like owlboy. Itās like if a gameboy advance could puke.
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Metroid II: Return of Samus is the intimate act of closing your eyes and running your fingers over every curve, crease, crevice and orifice of your loverās rock collection.
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Beat Takeshiās Ultimate Challenge knows what you did
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Mega Man 8 is & Knuckles.
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The Hurricane of the Varstray -Collateral hazard- is getting into a fist fight with a one-armed bandit
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Danmaku Unlimited 3 is the U2 of shooting games
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I want 500 words on this idea.
Nier is like putting water in your shampoo to make it last longer
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Berzerk is if The Prisoner were Doctor Who
Itās a slot machine that wants to kill you, plus 487 more words
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