ANIMAL HARVEST

Kyle moved away from my island recently, he does in fact rule

2 Likes

She’s a little boring unfortunately, rarely leaves her house or says anything weird. Nice though!

She’s always telling me about her dreams about dinosaurs with mortgage woes

5 Likes

In an effort to secure more time for the big Mario Maker jam, I’ve started a major “hurry up and wait” project in Animal Crossing: custom t-shirts now occupy one out of every 9 unoccupied contiguous squares, such that the rocks I broke today should only reappear in the spots I have designated for them. While my landscape is so littered, it’s difficult to continue working on my gardens, so I can just put my hybridization work on hold until next week.

3 Likes

Sylvia writes me really good letters, but Dotty wrote me a letter yesterday about how much she pukes from motion sickness and her tips for not puking so Dotty is 100% my favorite villager now

11 Likes

Norma, the, uh, painfully normal pink cow, was wandering around talking about how she wanted to move, so I said hey, sure, you do you.

She’s spent the rest of the day moping and crying about how much she’ll miss my island.

She’s boring as can be but if one of y’all get her, be nice to her.

7 Likes

I did the same for Baabara, a snobby sheep, but she was always ranging from neutral to nice whenever we interacted so I was sadder than I thought I would be to let her go. Thinking back to the gamecube game what I miss in this one besides the music is villagers who would be mean and nasty to you, treating you as the non-animal outsider, but then again I can appreciate why they wanted to align the dialogue with the iyashikei effect that AC settles into.

I distinctly remember Peanut calling me a quote “uncouth sub-human” back in my GameCube village. Fucking brutal.

4 Likes

My partner has decided she really doesn’t like Mathilda the kangaroo and has started hitting her with a butterfly net. I don’t mind Mathilda really, but she says she’s gotta go, so whatever. But being purposefully mean to these guys does not make me feel good at all.

6 Likes

That reminded me of the evolutionary timeline in the fossils wing of the museum that connects the villagers to the giant ancient creatures you’re digging up. It has a spotlight at the very end that turns on when you stand under it, overshadowed by the rest of the species, and I think it’s showing that animal-person supremacy never really went away even when you’re the only one with any agency

5 Likes

We are laid low by our beastial masters smh

Spider-Man Unlimited predicted this, but we didn’t watch, and now look at us

2 Likes

I keep hearing conflicting info on this stuff. Last I heard, contrary to popular belief, being mean to villagers does zilch in affecting their decision to move. Just means you won’t get the benefits of having a friendly villager until they do decide to leave.

oh no

if anyone has mint in their village hit her with a net over and over and say its a mesaage from FAAART

1 Like

I wanted Biskit to move in because I had the fondest memories of him from GC. I was tempted to look at Amiibo scalping prices…but I think $11 is too much for another homebody guy.

It feels like villiagers you interact with more are more likely to leave? I could be wrong about this, though. It just seems like all the ones I go out of my way to say hi too are way more likely to just decided to get out of dodge at random.

3 Likes

I hope Beardo never abandons me.

Feels like it - I had SHERB of all people say he was thinking of moving out yesterday. I went on my hands and knees and begged that weird son of a bastard to stay.

Meanwhile, Sylvia is still going strong, and I can’t remember the last time I talked to her.

1 Like

Here’s the thing, though: those animal silhouettes get a spotlight of their own when one of your islanders comes over to it and poses beneath in the corresponding location. If anything, ACNH seems to be the first real instance of the games affirming the coequal sentience of animal people and allowing them to overtly coexist with e.g. quadruped frogs, hamster cages, etc. (To be clear, those things existed before, but the museum exhibit calls out and distinguishes in a way that feels new.)

7 Likes

Huh! I’ve never been inside the museum at the same time as one of the villagers so that’s something to look out for! That’ll teach me to read grim undertones in something that’s been pleasant as hell these two months.

4 Likes