Plate of shrimp…
took me 3 times but just now realizing best friends get sent an “im online” chat message by default lol
I’ve got heavy rain if anybody wants to hunt rainy fish tonight. Gates are open!
EDIT: Rain’s stopped; gates are shut. Goodnight, everybody!

Redd finally, finally came back to my island, and my freshman art history class finally, finally paid off, as I was able to ID the legit painting almost immediately.
I think my bad lewd visual gag acted as an ancient Greek knise to summon Redd back to the island.
I taught the meek koala in my town to say “ya jagoff” for a gentleman’s chuckle and now I’ve lost containment. It’s spreading, and fast.
Just this chiseled adonis of a rhino sitting in the town center, beer in hand, clad in a super sentai uniform, calling me a jagoff
I got Fauna in my town and just made a deer decoration to give to her and further cement the games’ unspoken subjugation of non-anthropomorphic creatures to their talking and walking counterparts. I have Flurry and…I swear she already had a hamster cage in her room by default…
i gave both of my frogs frogs and one said he always wanted one as a pet and the other said they were delicious but he feels bad about eating them
i’m pretty sure at least one cat character upon being given a kitty litter box will give you a toilet
I just tried this with Rudy (jock type) and got a denim jacket, but he also added “I’ll put this out next time I redecorate. It’ll really help me max out my gains”
if you talk to sable everyday for a while (a week?) until she is friendly with you, she unlocks whole new sets of patterns for custom stuff
Yeah! My friend just told me about this. Pretty sure I’m a day or two of chatting from getting these. Definitely gonna use some of them here and there.
I’ve got all of Sable’s patterns so now when I talk to her she only counts down to the weekend (but then works all weekend) and misses her dead mother. Cheerful!
i think Sable has the best writing in this game

Had to call upon my old Quake 1 skinning skills
Just had Kyle move in. He said he was moving from a different island, the name of which I don’t remember, but I’d remember it if I saw it. Pretty sure it was two words.
Any of you lose a Kyle recently? Also: Kyle owns
Okay everyone’s wearing them now. Good god is my town’s economy in the shitter.
They know about my off-shore trading.
Taken and sold high on foreign islands, securing a position as the .0001% of this now devastated island.
It’s only a matter of time before the townspeople turn on me and raid my hoarded, overstuffed coffers.
Melba’s already caught me frantically burying my riches in the dead of night:
Sylvia! how is she in English?







