ANIMAL HARVEST

ahh rad. i’m a big fan of their work

Maglev Mike should be the next Smash character

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Two of my villagers (same laid-back female personality) were talking to each other so I butted in and to my surprise they involved me in deciding which gift to get for laid-back male villager. I picked “cream soda tower” and am waiting to see if this gift-giving would actually happen.

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Finally, finally, finally had enough stars go by on a night I could actually play that I could craft a wand. So please suffer my bad costumes and my cool bathroom.









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Small proud thing today special: I was about to spend all night writing up a response to the kerfuffle in the FF7R thread, but instead I just got into New Horizons and started in on a complete overhaul of my wilderness areas. I hadn’t originally been planning on relocating my rocks to a central location, but after shattering two of my favorite rocks by mistake while moving trees for my orchard, there’s no reason for me not to go ahead with that plan. My current conundrum: how do you structure a pair of cliffs such that you can hop from one to the other OR you can pass through the valley beneath them, but you CAN’T use a ladder to go up or down? I think I could do something like this, where ^ signifies upper land, w is water, and _ is lower land:

^^w___w^^
^^ww_ww^^
^^^^w^^^^
^^ww_ww^^
^^w___w^^
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I really don’t understand Nintendo sometimes. Like, I get they want to try and make it so the economy is not Everyone Has A Billion Bells but, uh, the people making a billion bells a minute were not selling bugs.

This doesn’t impact my life in a meaningful way at all but somehow it is very, very annoying.

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how do i make a billion bells a minute, i’m broke as shit

the trick is to really, really lean into how broken turnips are. one really fucked up trick i read was:

  1. set your switch so it’s a Sunday
  2. buy a bunch of turnips from Daisy Mae
  3. travel to a town that has a high turnip selling rate and sell them
  4. go home and buy more turnips

Basically that’s infinite money. I didn’t test it or anything but y’know, you can do that and it’s not that hard. Much easier than catching expensive bugs.

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For all you sick fucks who like urban hellscape crossing, this is quite impressive

Also with the introduction of hedges i now feel like I need to entirely replan my village, lol

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i just asked him to play the hits and he didn’t appreciate it

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i got scammed by redd

i double checked to make sure i was using the new horizons changes as opposed to the new leaf changes and checked the original painting and everything

i just have a bootleg lady with an ermine i guess

i guess all the paintings might have been fake this time around because the others were like woman with a pearl earring (with a star earring) and the virtruvian man (with a coffee stain)

i still keep thinking about how amazing this game would be if nintendo had a fucking regular online service

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Seems like the ermine needs to be completely white rather than having the darker facial coloration. Personally, I had two authentic pieces (Birth of Venus & Starry Night) and two counterfeits (the fake pearl you mentioned, and some portrait I didn’t recognize and can’t remember). I was pretty sad I could only get one of the two authentic paintings.

Excited about Redd only because we can finish a Black Lodge setup with a Venus de Milo

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I personally think my black lodge is just fine without any of that stuff

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Yours is clearly better since you have a “Sycamore Trees” mic

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My cat got promoted

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going to write a carefully worded letter to my boss strongly discouraging her from plating me in gold in the case that i get promoted

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I finally got the terraforming ability, which is everything I’ve been waiting for and looking forward to. But now that I actually have it, I feel overwhelmed and don’t even know where to begin. The sheer possibility is crippling me.

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I think the gold plating (or maybe it was fully recast in solid gold?!) signified to me that it had moved up from ceramic to gold in some kind of maneki-neko hierarchy.

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oh yeah life is different for lucky cats, just don’t want to give her any ideas

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