ANIMAL HARVEST

Wait you mean I’m not the only special little snowflake with a secret beach???

From the video you linked I thought it looked like Redd would be using that lonely pier.

Is this still going on or are you past noon?

It ended at noon. It’s ogre.

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Mine just switchec to 187 for the rest of the day–not as good as the SMOKIN HOT VALUES y’all were posting but I’ll stay open for anyone who missed the 500s.

they are not, just fanmade stuff though i imagine with this meme and some clever uses of vocaloid, some of them may be real at some point

they’re based off real albums tho which is what I think they were asking

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oh right, yes sorry i misread that!

this was my favorite part of visiting friends’ islands early on. just seeing what scenes they were imagining when they turned those little beach corners into cute date spots with two chairs and some picnic food, or some kind of ritual sacrifice setups using ancient looking headstones. i love the stories people make up for their islands and try to create some of my own when i’m now figuring out the logisitics for an outdoor “venue” with a rock band and a wrestling ring (with four neutral corners because i couldn’t be bothered lol) and how the layouts are better suited for running in and out of the intricately decorated paths?

i’m not gonna lie, i’m having weirdly mixed feelings about the intensity and popularity of the turnip market. everyone is obsessing over stonks now and that was like a thing i never touched and nobody i knew cared about in previous games, and i feel like i made a monkey’s paw wish after New Leaf came out that more of my friends would play Animal Crossing with me, but now everybody only visits depending on how much turnip prices are. admittedly this is the most “old man yells at cloud” gaming opinion i have right now, at least people are getting into it in some way.

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Wait, I’m not even sure anymore. What are we referring to when we talk about “secret beaches”? Do we mean just random cutesy setups along the beach near the wooden pier?

Because my island actually has a small little beach area way on the back end surrounded by rocks and cliffs that is only accessible using the ladder and can easily be missed with just a cursory run-around of the island. I thought that was just a random thing, but then maybe thought everyone has that? But now I’m not sure if that’s even what’s actually being discussed.

you are using secret beaches in the way that i meant it. i think we’re all talking about the same thing

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Ah, alright, so I was correct in realizing my island isn’t special.

All I’ve done with mine is place a swinging bench to sit on with my friends and stare at the open ocean, because I’ve yet to find much interesting furniture, and it’s actually super small. I’m not even sure how much stuff I could fit there even if I wanted to. Maybe I’m just not being imaginative enough.

my ideal features for my dream animal crossing besides cooking/farming (which seem to be eventually coming based on how accurate the dataminers have been so far) would be

a procedurally generated myst/fez style arg mystery that would be different on every island

having the radio station be a physical place you can go to (maybe also a city folk style “mainland” where all the government employees and shop owners lived and were able to be interacted with like villagers)

a walkman for personal music

skateboarding/holding hands like in bully

a more detailed version of the box at resident services like a weird trash dump where you could find random items

let the villagers have friends and relatives who come to visit

you should be able to make npcs with full dialogue trees as vendors in stalls or just for decoration except they look like robots

alternately maybe the ability to create a villager by picking a personality type and an animal

port in all the clothes from the splatoon series

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as someone who dragged my wife and our friend all the way out to koenji even further than koenji to grab one of those real splatoon sweaters from meteor I have been waiting for this my whole life

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some kind of Pokemon-style bike or skateboard or roller blades to move quicker than running would be great, maybe to also use the construction tools to make sweet jumps

my biggest actual gripe for NH is that there’s nothing really to do when you visit someone’s island (besides the musical chairs/organically generated activities you make up yourself) so i’m hoping they bring back similar Island Tour competitive games from New Leaf, like slingshot balloon popping.

also Kapp’n and his songs.

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my phone keeps recommending celebrity animal crossing villages leave me alone they’re all boring everyone here is much more interesting

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a good twitter thread / interesting island

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My pal’s island was absolutely nuts last night. I got 99 shooting stars according to the phone achievement list, in only about half an hour of wandering around. I only managed to find about 20 fragments today, and of those 2 were big ones and only 1 was one of the zodiac ones.

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Also I’m sore about the one character I had a clearance amiibo of getting the shaft

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Heeeeeey it’s my wife’s cousin. Everest is super-rad.

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