ANIMAL HARVEST

If you smash the button super fast it cuts the time to about a quarter, Alicia showed me that

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How do you guys handle buying massive amounts of turnips? I bought 81 stacks of turnips (8,100) today. I filled up my main room and back room full of turnips, then still needed more space, so I made a 5x5 fenced-off area right outside my house and put the rest there, with barely enough room to fit them.

I can’t imagine there’s really any better way to do this, I guess it’s a deliberate design choice to prevent you from quickly and exponentially gathering trillions of bells, but maybe there is some super genius method that I haven’t thought of?

Nope. Either dropping them or burying them.

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I have to cop to barely repressing the urge to just go on a tear and eat $200,000 worth of turnips at once, KLF style. The ā€œEat 10ā€ option is just so inviting…

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Have you got the turnip sack from John Turnip?

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Oh well. I guess I’ll have to start limiting myself to however many I can reasonably fit into my house and then maybe one small fenced off area outside.

i’d donate turnips to this if you stream it lol

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I built a fenced zone on a natural plateau at the northernmost region of my island, named it Turnip Town which has now degraded to Nipton, and just throw the damn things all there and deal with Isabelle complaining about trash laying around later

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Hahah. I didn’t know she does that, that’s funny. Unfortunately I have Big PlansĀ® for the cliffs in my town, or else I might consider that. Thanks for the suggestion though!

take them to a randomly generated island and leave them there. now you are free of the burden of money.

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One of my villagers had a flea so I caught it off him, and he was grateful. Then the next time I walked past him he saw my flea and offered to buy it saying ā€œI always wanted one of these!ā€

Next day he sent me a letter saying he was itchy for some reason

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You can’t just say ā€œvillagerā€ here. You need to name names.

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It’s Rex, the lazy lion. He’s decided to move onto greener pastures now, so good luck to him in his future travels

I shook a tree yesterday and got a red corner. Just that one corner. So my street fighting arena is real janky looking.

The day before I got a tiny little pro wrestler bobblehead, so may it was prophecy? Destiny?

as far as i can tell that whole set is blue corner, red corner, neutral corner, judges bell, a boxing mat flooring, and an animated audience wallpaper i means there’s all the punching bags too i suppose

maybe i shouldn’t have gone so turnip wild because theoretically this is the nook’s cranny upgrade week if you played from day one

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I am only missing the wallpaper from that list.

You can customize the ring apron, btw.

I also have a wrestling singlet and a mask, though they do not match at this point.

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A while ago, a villager asked me what my favorite food was. While navigating the options, I accidentally selected ā€œCream puffsā€. Was only slightly annoyed, but I know it doesn’t actually matter for anything, so moved on and promptly forgot about it.

Today, I spoke with a villager, and they said they heard some interesting gossip about me… What could it be, I thought. They explained they had heard that cream puffs were my favorite food, and asked me if this was still the case. I could tell them it was, or I could say ā€œnot anymore.ā€

Being put on the spot like this was so awkward, and I couldn’t bring myself to explain that this information was incorrect, so I just told them that it was true. It seemed the easiest.

Now I feel like I am living a lie. Will I ever gather the strength to correct this rumor, or will I continue to repeat and reaffirm until even I myself have forgotten how this all started and truly believe that cream puffs are actually my favorite food. Lord save me from this identity crisis.

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someone asked me what I like to read and I typed in ā€œforum postsā€ but i now regret not typing in ā€œplayboy lettersā€

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going to post some new designs in here

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