"an aggressive waste of time" (ffxv)

i think the recent digimon game for ps4/vita takes this.

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I realized that if you just accept all the ridiculous shit this game does and is, it makes it so much better.

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Guys I think something is broken inside of me because i am really enjoying everything about this so far

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pif, you know ur weird. Thatā€™s why we keep you around.

NASTY MECHS??? SAY NO MORE

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You can travel between roadstops and eat at diners, a thing you actually literally canā€™t do in most open world games

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ffxv continuously spawned more and more enemies over course of 15 minutes

worst or best luck???

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I am too.

Can monster infighting happen in this game or do they just occasionally damage each other from stray AoE attacks?

it happens but only between certain things. You find unicorns fighting giant scorpions while climbing a volcano at one point

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having finished chapter 1, I really do wonder how you are supposed to make sense of those little glimpses taken out of the CG movie ā€¦ if I hadnā€™t seen it, I wouldnā€™t know, of course. But I kinda feel like the story-telling would be a bit weird without that knowledge.

Anyway,


itā€™s almost like the game wants to make fun of itself with the automatic shots its taking. I couldnā€™t have taken this wonderfully crappy shot of a leg.

I watched Kingsglaive after getting to Hammerhead for the first time in Chapter 2, and parsed the cutscene at the end of chapter 1 as ā€œthe city got attackedā€, more or less.

itā€™s almost like

you just played a videogame

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this game has problems and continues to have them, but i have never loved a problematic game so much.

the amount of weird little details throughout this whole thing are staggering!

we stayed in a beach house and they made an entire cutscene of the dudes hanging out and playing darts that just happened in the background of the level up screen. like there was an entire little story mimed out in this cutscene. you could miss the whole thing if you just mashed the confirm button, which is probably what most people do! this game.

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I am loving a lot of the parts of this game. I disagree with the fact that people think you should be able to drive the car offroad - this isnā€™t that kind of game and i really donā€™t think any of these friend boys are the type to want to do that either.

Something about this game also makes me think off ffvii a lot and i canā€™t figure out what that is. Indescribable vague.mystery at first but Nomura also said 15 is based on a discarded concept for vii so

How does the car work, you just get in and it goes? Killer7 in a car, gas to go down the road break to slow down triangle to u-turn?

Yes but it is still a pleasure 2 drive

as long as I donā€™t think about the tedious jrpg combat busywork the game sounds great

the car sounds great, I donā€™t know what people want.

gta: ā€œthis game is broken as soon as I run around and murder and run over peopleā€

ff: ā€œthis game sucks cause I canā€™t go off road and drive like an assholeā€

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Forza Horizon: ā€œthis game rules because driving like an asshole is the game, also there are no pedestriansā€

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