oh no my nerds (my poindexter children who will take care of them)
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oh no my nords
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oh naur my nuards
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Oh no! I forgot to have children or kindle any close friendships! Therefor, my death today, by your hand, will nay be avenged. This is a crushing fact to realize as I breathe… my final breath. Unnngh…
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I lived a good life, evil but good, as in enjoyable, for me at least. Please, remember me… for all my nasty deeds.
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That last hit you did is making me go sleep. I’ll just set my alarm for the next dawn of an apocalypse and… zzzzz
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Don’t even sweat it, honestly, some chump will resurrect me in the next one
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Once I’m resurrected it’s over for these hoes
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i can’t believe i pissed my jorts AND died in the same day
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I think they *cough* already know… but tell my children… I hated them… *cough* …those little sh—
I should’ve stuck to stealing candy from baby’s.
*hacking out lungs* …Xbox… will always… be… better…
You fool… killing me will not fix the structural problems in society that allowed a person like myself to gain power… kehehehehe…
…w-why… why didn’t Nimtendo ever hire me, this man… ???
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okay this is funnier if it’s shorter:
“…and I pissed my jorts!”
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“NOBODY IS HERE. I WAS ALREADY DEAD. FIND ME IN THE NEXT LIFE…!”
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“A DEADLY LIFE LEADS TO A LIVELY DEATH… HOW SCRUMPTIOUS.”
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“Oh no! Not my pants!” – The PANTSMAN, after you cut his pants into jorts, revealing that he doesn’t actually have legs underneath them
“I knew I shouldn’t have served that revenge hot!”
“Soon I will embrace the void. It’s a pity that the rest of the universe must wait to follow me. If only you had let me succeed in my plans…”
“You may fire at Will.” – Will
“If you really plan on eating me, could y’all at least have the decency to cook me well. I’d hate for my last impression to be—” *gets guillotine’d*
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Great. Now I have to climb the entire chain of being to kick your ass. Again.
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