*berk*
“Well now, ain’t that a kick in the pants.”
“Stereotypical hero bullshit, stereotypical outcome of hero bullshit.”
“Well shit, [hero name] really did it. I didn’t think [hero name] would make good on that whole ‘I’m gonna rip your nervous system out intact!’ threat they made after I killed [hero’s love interest], but boy howdy did I sure miscalculate that.”
“…knew I should’ve opted for the full coverage ‘Super Weapon to Rule the Galaxy’ insurance plan.”
“…but it was just one guy!”
“You’re outnumbered 10 to 1, what do you think you’re gonna do? Win?”
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My wife’s gonna kill me…
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Wait a tick I’m not even the villain of this one. I’m an OPTIONAL boss I was taking a fucking nap why did you bother me
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tell my wife to do as she pleases with my unpublished poems. there’s a reason I never sent them to my editor
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Computer, activate the resurrection pits!
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Oh ho ho! You’ve bested me, and by targeting my weak spot! But as my dying wish you must tell me: how did you know it was my gonads?
Please reveal how, I’m “dying” to know…! Oh ho ho!
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[cough] heh, all according to keikaku…
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dsp voice COMPLETELY UNEARNED
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- (snarky meta villain) heh heh, and THIS is the part where i… what? nooooo! ! ! ! !
- (after saying at the beginning of the battle, “now kill me… before i kill you!”) you killed me… before i killed you!
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Only the good die young
Thus my problems end and yours begin
Not again
Finally
You were too weak anyway. Time to fight a real opponent: God
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No! You’ve blasted my spreading taint into oblivion! I’m ruined! My taint is no more!
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In the future, everyone will be vampires
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… and tonight, this is how me, Dracula, is vanquished.
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…b-but the prophecy…
No!! Not the medallion!!! [Hero uses The Medallion]
Are you sure your local clergyman would approve of what you’re doing with that weapon?
If you kill me, this whole planet will explode! [obviously bluffing]
Fine. You can have my wife.
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I can’t believe that me, the king of all monsters, has been destroyed!
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Think about the loss my death would incur on our quarterly returns!!!
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oh no my nards
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oh no my nerds (they were my favorite candy q_q)
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