Write a Big Bad's Last Words

Output
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  • I can’t believe you killed me!
  • Wait, my HP equals 0? IMPOSSIBLE!
  • I appreciate you helping me DIE…
  • FUCK!
  • I will kill you one day… ALL OF YOU!
  • My kingdom… nice (borat)
  • I went mad but please take care of my inventions. (you immediately find the biggest thing he invented)

editted: thing equaled dildo. that was kind of stupid

18 Likes
2
  • Bury me with my bitcoin
9 Likes
3

NO! This can’t be! I am invincible!

My… perfect world… BWAAARRGGH

To think… a mere human…
could overcome my power!
But it won’t end like this…
The self-destruct sequence
has begun. Die with me!!

…(girl’s name)…

11 Likes
4

this was not how i envisioned my end!
oh, to perish… to expire!
behold! the ultimate expression of my lifes work!

5 Likes
5

ah shit

8 Likes
6

MEEEEEEEEEEGAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!

2 Likes
7

“Join me in hell, coward.”

7 Likes
8

“@&$#!!!”

8 Likes
9

Can we hang out again!!!(gene wilder willy wonka scream)

5 Likes
10

But you’re just a kid!

7 Likes
11

a collapsing rendition of “my way”
an energetic rendition of “my way”

14 Likes
12

And they call me the villain

8 Likes
13
  • You fools!
  • Just… as planned…
  • It is too late for me, but my dreams cloaked in iron will live on
  • Well that just happened
10 Likes
14

I’m never talking to anyone ever again!

8 Likes
15

My…urethra…

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16

whats…… that smell…

oh, tough guy, huh? big man over here, watch out!!

im too stupid to die!

such is life

you may have defeated me, but you’ll never stop my music!! ah hea hae hea hee ha ugh

8 Likes
17

OWWWWWW!!!

Remember me for all my nasty deeds

6 Likes
18

not a big bad, what I say when destroying a crate or getting owned by a mook

Thus perish all enemies of the inquisition

5 Likes
19

Good job, hero

I cannot die!

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20
  • Boy I really screwed things up, thanks for knocking some sense into me
  • ne’er again shall I speak!
6 Likes